Florida Masterbaters

[Brian Stirling]

You can't make this shit up....


http://www.ibtimes.com/kenneth-hask...e-tampa-apartment-building-because-management



Brian

 

[OCGuy]

More like novicebaters....amiright?

 

[Soundmanred]

 

[GagHalfrunt]

What else is to be expected from America's wang?

 

[andylawcc]

dafuq happened to his face?????

 

[sandorski]

Umm, if Masturbating in front of windows for all to see is wrong, I don't wanna be right!!

 

[5150Joker]

Whoa fuck look at that face!

 

[Pardus]

 

[Printer Bandit]

looking like that, can you blame the poor guy?

 

[sportage]

You lost me at.... Well, just say you lost me.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

looking like that, can you blame the poor guy?

From other sources - he apparently shot himself with a shotgun ~10 years ago. Not exactly a pinnacle of stability.

 

[BoomerD]

From other sources - he apparently shot himself with a shotgun ~10 years ago. Not exactly a pinnacle of stability.

Following the link on the OP's link...

Haskins, who has lived there for more than a decade, suffers from facial disfigurement that is the result of having previously shot himself in the face with a shotgun, according to Tampa police.

 

[NFS4]

looking like that, can you blame the poor guy?

 

[Pray To Jesus]

he survived a shotgun to the face?

WTF

 

[PliotronX]

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[Printer Bandit]

Also in Florida:



Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.

Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.

Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.

Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.

Masturbated in the living room.

Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.

Defecated on the floor in two places.

Drank the contents of the vacuum.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html

 

[destrekor]

Following the link on the OP's link...

What did he do, hold the shotgun in front of his face in the attempt to blow his head off?

That's doing it wrong. You gotta stuff the barrel in your mouth and aim at the back of your head/neck. Amateur.

I'll be honest: if something drove me to do it the first time, and I survived and ended up like that, I'd make sure to do a second and successful attempt. But I'm shallow like that.

 

[bignateyk]

I don't understand why we attempt to save/resuscitate people who attempt suicide... (At least those over the age of 18)

 

[destrekor]

I don't understand why we attempt to save/resuscitate people who attempt suicide...

If they are alive, the law requires every attempt be made to save their life.

It is absolutely cruel for the person involved, but it's how the medical community approaches medical care. That's why even the uninsured (and broke) people still get treatment, and why it can be one hell of a legal fight to get people taken off life support in some of the stranger medical situations. Per most state laws, hospitals must make every possible effort to keep someone alive.


And euthanasia on humans is illegal in the majority of places. There are a few exceptions (Washington state?), but doctor-assisted suicide and, in general, euthanasia, is exactly the kind of thing it would be called if a hospital were to let a failed suicide attempt actually progress to death.
One of the main reasons I think it's still illegal, is because both euthanasia and suicide are "sins" according to the great gospels of the world, and our lawmakers just love to follow those guidelines instead of thinking on their own. If we ever agree to allow doctors to help those who request it (think of those who are literally dying from disease, and also those who, one way or the other, plan on dying), we could actually make a positive difference (I'm thinking I'll need to write a lengthy post/essay to explain that one, and I don't care to do it right now). If it were legal in the hospital to do so, they could then literally either help someone in terrible shape from a botched attempt actually finish the job, or at least just let them go slowly.


I'm seriously surprised that guy never attempted it again. He might be a better man than I to accept the results of that botched attempt and go on with life.

 

[Bird222]

looking like that, can you blame the poor guy?

I don't think even eharmony can find him a match.

 

[keird]

I don't think even eharmony can find him a match.

That's okay. This is ATOT. We can help.

 

[Brian Stirling]

Also in Florida:



Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.

Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.

Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.

Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.

Masturbated in the living room.

Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.

Defecated on the floor in two places.

Drank the contents of the vacuum.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html

Wow, it's almost like he had a checklist with him ... get naked, check; masturbate in living room, check; defecate on floor, check, no wait did I actually crap, OK, better dump again...


Brian

 

[Brian Stirling]

The thing is ... did he have to be identified in a lineup? If so, how did they select the other "people" to join the lineup?

OK, my assignment for the creative minded is to put together that lineup.

Perhaps this one should be in it...

 

[OCGuy]

looking like that, can you blame the poor guy?

Someone needs to tell him that if he keeps making that face it could get stuck that way.

 

[Paratus]

Looks like Lyndsey Lohan.