Florida Man involved in numerous crimes

[Dr. Zaus]

Source: https://twitter.com/_floridaman


11m Florida
Florida Man Jailed After Waiving Handcuffs And Sex Toy At Convenience Store Customers | http://sunsent.nl/YO0APo

2h Florida
Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell | http://bit.ly/oiVpS7

4h Florida
Florida Man Attempts Getaway From Bungled Hardware Store Robbery In Golf Cart Stolen From Nearby Nudist Camp | http://bit.ly/K2968B

5h Florida
Florida Man With Sex Toy In His Rectum Arrested For Rear-Ending Another Vehicle, DUI | http://www.us1035.com/go/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=124415&article=9852723

20h Florida
Florida Man Arrested In Theft Of "Super Sucker" Sex Toy | http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/caught-stealing-super-sucker-687451

22h Florida
Florida Man Pulled Over While Driving With Traffic Sign In His Head | http://fxn.ws/11xGxdG

10 Feb Florida
Florida Man Attacks Three Women With Sword And Peanut Butter Sandwich | http://bit.ly/OZOguG

10 Feb Florida
Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | http://bit.ly/WZl59R

10 Feb Florida
Florida Man Shoots And Kills Roommate Over Pork Chop | http://www.examiner.com/article/florida-man-shoots-and-kills-roommate-over-pork-chop

10 Feb Florida
Florida Man Accused Of Riding Horse While Intoxicated | http://www.goerie.com/article/20130...ding-horse-while-intoxicated-gets-time-served

9 Feb Florida
Florida Man Busted In Dinosaur-Smuggling Caper | http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/10/17/3054984/florida-man-busted-in-dinosaur.html

9 Feb Florida
Florida Man Accused Of Using Whizzinator, Flees | http://www.floridanewsday.com/news/10612-man-accused-of-using-whizzinator-flees.html

9 Feb Florida
Florida Man's Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | http://bit.ly/XisNyD

9 Feb Florida
Naked Florida Man Runs Through Dunkin' Donuts | http://bit.ly/WVqsaF

9 Feb Florida
Florida Man Arrested For Stealing 166 Manhole Covers | http://bit.ly/XKLnf4

9 Feb Florida
Florida Man On Probation For Sex With A Donkey Named Doodle, Arrested Again | http://www.cbs12.com/news/top-stories/stories/vid_4550.shtml

9 Feb Florida
Florida Man Disguises Himself As 'The Sun', Steals Logo Towel | http://bit.ly/YDiBjq

8 Feb Florida
Florida Man Arrested Again For Butt Injections | http://www.bignewsnetwork.com/index...ht/Man-arrested-again-for-buttocks-injections

8 Feb Florida
Florida Man Arrested For Giving Wedgies | http://www.kens5.com/news/Fla-man-arrested-for-giving-wedgies-police-say-187197301.html

8 Feb Florida
Florida Man Armed With Syringe Robbed Pet Store | http://articles.orlandosentinel.com...-20130206_1_syringe-pet-supermarket-pet-store

7 Feb Florida
Florida Man Says He's Obama And Attempts To Abduct Children | http://www.hispanicallyspeakingnews...-obama-and-attempts-to-abduct-children/21942/

6 Feb Florida
Florida Man Charged After Alleged Naked Rampage Inside Home | http://www.11alive.com/news/article...arged-after-alleged-naked-rampage-inside-home

5 Feb Florida
Florida Man Shoots Himself In Crotch With Flare Gun | http://www.inquisitr.com/510438/florida-man-shoots-himself-in-crotch-with-flare-gun/

5 Feb Florida
Florida Man On Trial For Threatening To Kill President Obama On Facebook | http://bit.ly/XU0K4V

5 Feb Florida
Florida Man Finds Way To Connect With Cats | http://www.pr.com/press-release/470504

5 Feb Florida
Florida Man Squats In Multimillion-Dollar Home | http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/florida-squatter-moves-multi-million-dollar-home-18311787

4 Feb Florida
Police Arrest Florida Man For Drunken Joyride On Motorized Scooter At Walmart | http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunken-walmart-scooter-ride-678451

4 Feb Florida
Florida Man Owes Ex-Wife $166K in Child Support | http://bit.ly/14KaXrG

4 Feb Florida
Naked Florida Man Jumps Off Roof Onto Man, Nocks Television Over, Empties Vacuum Cleaner, Masturbates | http://gaw.kr/VSXB8F

4 Feb Florida
Florida Man Faces Fines, Points After Bicycle Ride | http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Ce...ide/-/1637132/18394222/-/4kdak6z/-/index.html

4 Feb Florida
Florida Man Repeatedly Called 911 Saying He Needed A Ride To Mexico | http://bit.ly/YjC1xi

4 Feb Florida
Florida Man Admits Biting Off Girlfriend's Thumb | http://nydn.us/VPid2x

3 Feb Florida
Florida Man Builds Mini Car For His Pet Parrot | http://abcn.ws/XzL3Sf

2 Feb Florida
Florida Man Arrested For Trying To Force Fiancé To Swallow Engagement Ring | http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/01/2...-to-force-fiancee-to-swallow-engagement-ring/

2 Feb Florida
Florida Man Busted For Performing Back Alley Butt Injections | http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...ing-illegal-butt-injections-article-1.1246906

2 Feb Florida
Florida Man Stabs Wife Over Hamburger | http://www.newser.com/story/161913/...e-over-a-hamburger.html?preferredsite=desktop

 

[BoberFett]

I wonder if he's related to Area Man?

 

[randomrogue]

This man is out of control and needs to be stopped.

 

[alzan]

Great, because of one idiot I'll be forever banned from dueling while enjoying a peanut butter sandwich.

Thanks asswipe!

 

[xj0hnx]

Sounds like he knows how to party!!!

Wait, these aren't all the same guy, who cares? Why link to a bunch of crimes? Fail thread has failed. Did you even bother to look at all the links? I don't think the same guy is in any of them.

 

[alzan]

Sounds like he knows how to party!!!

Wait, these aren't all the same guy, who cares? Why link to a bunch of crimes? Fail thread has failed. Did you even bother to look at all the links? I don't think the same guy is in any of them.

DC's point might have been that these are all Florida men all doing wierd crimes.

 

[etrigan420]

Sounds like he knows how to party!!!

Wait, these aren't all the same guy, who cares? Why link to a bunch of crimes? Fail thread has failed. Did you even bother to look at all the links? I don't think the same guy is in any of them.

Wooooosh...

 

[xj0hnx]

DC's point might have been that these are all Florida men all doing wierd crimes.

Wooooosh...

Florida Man involved in numerous crimes

I'm just saying, I bet the Berkley blotter looks a hell of a lot weirder.

 

[soundforbjt]

It's either something in the water or all the crazies move there.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

It's either something in the water or all the crazies move there.

Can't it be both?

 

[randomrogue]

Sounds like he knows how to party!!!

Wait, these aren't all the same guy, who cares? Why link to a bunch of crimes? Fail thread has failed. Did you even bother to look at all the links? I don't think the same guy is in any of them.

wow!

 

[xj0hnx]

It's either something in the water or all the crazies move there.

Maybe the crazies move there because there's something in the water :ninja:

 

[xj0hnx]

wow!

Whoa!

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Florida Man

This is why I capitalized the word Man; he's a super hero.

 

[lotus503]

This is why I capitalized the word Man; he's a super hero.

seems more Super Villain

 

[zanejohnson]

rear ended another car with a sex toy in his rectum....

like under the pants???

 

[zinfamous]

Oh, I thought this was about Governor Scott!

 

[JTsyo]

Florida Man Arrested For Trying To Force Fiancé To Swallow Engagement Ring

things are going to work to great for them

 

[amyklai]

It's the newest American superhero!

Move over Superman, Spiderman & Batman, here comes Florida Man, fighting angainst his mortal enemies "Normal Man" and "Police Man".

 

[wirednuts]

wow thread is just lost

still, florida is nuts. you wont get half those links for most states.

 

[zanejohnson]

yeah florida is fucked.. the only country/state worse off, is, Texas.

 

[dawp]

seems more Super Villain

more like anti-hero.

 

[shortylickens]

I need to find this man. It sounds like he's got it all figured out.