Florida man commits flamingocide

[MarkLuvsCS]

Yeah, I thought that someone set themselves on fire to go up in flames and now I wish this a-hole would have done so. You have to be one sick a-hole to kill a tamed critter. We teach it to trust people and then this sick piece of crap comes along and kills it.

He won't be locked up nearly long enough...

He didn't even kill it quickly. He slammed it on the ground and broke his back. The zoo had to euthanize the poor thing. Just imagine how much it suffered. I can't even fathom what was in this guy's head.

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[Puffnstuff]

Do you suppose that this act is what followed the words "watch this" or was he suffering from beeroclock?

 

[PottedMeat]

I suspect this is not the first time Joseph Carrao's parents desperately regret that night they banged each other 45 years and nine months ago without using protection.

I suspect this isn't the first time they felt that regret while in his presence.

During a court appearance Wednesday, Judge John Conrad said it was Corrao’s mother who yelled for him to drop the bird after he picked it up, WTVT-TV reports.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Family outings are such a nice thing. The family that slays together stays together...right?

 

[FerrelGeek]

I suspect this is not the first time Joseph Carrao's parents desperately regret that night they banged each other 45 years and nine months ago without using protection.

Sadly, swallowing wasn't in style back then.

 

[edro]

First thought was that it bit his kid or something.
After reading story... nope. Just a psychopath that belongs in prison with the rest of the psychopaths.
His poor kids...

 

[Puffnstuff]

I wonder if he felt enticed by the flamingo's unique dancing ability in the vein that a belly dancer woos the guys who are watching her?

 

[Linux23]

Sadly, swallowing wasn't in style back then.

Anal was. I mean yes it hurts but at least they wouldn't have given birth to a redneck, beer drinking psychopath.

 

[Linux23]

First thought was that it bit his kid or something.
After reading story... nope. Just a psychopath that belongs in prison with the rest of the psychopaths.
His poor kids...

I hope his kids don't take the dirt path in life that daddy took

 

[JulesMaximus]

They should euthanize that asshole.

 

[Genx87]

Bullet to the back of his head, toss him in a ditch. More humane than what he did to that bird.