Flirting with cashiers...

[Tallgeese]

True story:

In line at Wal-Mart, checking out with my wife. Cashier girl hands back change to me. I glance at it as I'm turning away, and notice she shorted me $10. I say "Whoops, we gave you a $20." She says "Oops...oh yeah," then hands over a $10. Then says "What you were supposed to do was notice that at home, and come back here later and get it from me."

My wife--who was writing down something on a piece of paper--IMMEDIATELY threw down everything in her hands, took two steps forward while leaning in at the girl and said "IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?"

The look on that girl's face was priceless!

MORAL: Mrs. TallGeese = BADASS

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: TallGeese
True story:

In line at Wal-Mart, checking out with my wife. Cashier girl hands back change to me. I glance at it as I'm turning away, and notice she shorted me $10. I say "Whoops, we gave you a $20." She says "Oops...oh yeah," then hands over a $10. Then says "What you were supposed to do was notice that at home, and come back here later and get it from me."

My wife--who was writing down something on a piece of paper--IMMEDIATELY threw down everything in her hands, took two steps forward while leaning in at the girl and said "IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?"

The look on that girl's face was priceless!

hahahahahahaaa

 

[Spendthrift]

first off - i think thats one of the best stories ive ever heard. thats a pretty gutsy cashier. im impressed.

second - your wife is the bomb, i hope to have a woman like that someday

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: TallGeese
True story:

In line at Wal-Mart, checking out with my wife. Cashier girl hands back change to me. I glance at it as I'm turning away, and notice she shorted me $10. I say "Whoops, we gave you a $20." She says "Oops...oh yeah," then hands over a $10. Then says "What you were supposed to do was notice that at home, and come back here later and get it from me."

My wife--who was writing down something on a piece of paper--IMMEDIATELY threw down everything in her hands, took two steps forward while leaning in at the girl and said "IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?"

The look on that girl's face was priceless!

MORAL: Mrs. TallGeese = BADASS

you blew it, you could have had a little side nookie...

 

[fr]

hahahhahaha

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: Linux23

Originally posted by: TallGeese
True story:

In line at Wal-Mart, checking out with my wife. Cashier girl hands back change to me. I glance at it as I'm turning away, and notice she shorted me $10. I say "Whoops, we gave you a $20." She says "Oops...oh yeah," then hands over a $10. Then says "What you were supposed to do was notice that at home, and come back here later and get it from me."

My wife--who was writing down something on a piece of paper--IMMEDIATELY threw down everything in her hands, took two steps forward while leaning in at the girl and said "IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?"

The look on that girl's face was priceless!

MORAL: Mrs. TallGeese = BADASS

you blew it, you could have had a little side nookie...

Heh, from the sounds of it, his wife wouldn't have hesitated to kill him if that happened.

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: Linux23
you blew it, you could have had a little side nookie...

*shaking head*
Do you really want me to harsh you again (Stallion's "vasectomy" thread last night)?

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: Spendthrift
second - your wife is the bomb, i hope to have a woman like that someday

Thanks man....she is!

 

[fr]

The cashier should have answered: Yes, you.

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: fr
The cashier should have answered: Yes, you.

Mrs. Tallgeese's reply: I'll DROP you like a bag of dirt.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Walmart pretty much sucks. Long lines out the arse everytime I go in - it could be at 7 in the morning, noon, 3 in the afternoon, 1 AM in the morning - it doesn't f-in matter - avg line wait is about 15 minutes. Dead serious.

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: TallGeese

Originally posted by: Linux23
you blew it, you could have had a little side nookie...

*shaking head*
Do you really want me to harsh you again (Stallion's "vasectomy" thread last night)?

yeah, go ahead. but be prepared to get HARSHED back!

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: Linux23
yeah, go ahead. but be prepared to get HARSHED back!

[Obi-wan] If you harsh me, I will become more powerful than you can POSSIBLY imagine [/Obi-wan]

 

[xirtam]

I'm a big fan...

You'd be amazed how many pickup lines you can come up with while you're flirting. I was on a roll at Pizza Hut the other night when our waitress kept bringing us free food because "oh, that cook back there... he's new."

Yeah right.

I know you like me.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: TallGeese

Originally posted by: Spendthrift
second - your wife is the bomb, i hope to have a woman like that someday

Thanks man....she is!

That was a great story You have to love how women are intensely posessive... They have that "radar" thing going on, and can tell when anyone within a 1/4 mile radius is picking up on their man..