Flirting etiquette

Monkey muppet

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This subject got me thinking.

We all know the ways of flirting in different situations like a night out or a shared activity hobby (martial arts, rock climbing, etc, etc). This is all the usual stuff of eye contact, body language, light humour, knowing the personal space boundary and when to decrease it.

However, when it comes down to flirting at work; All the above doesn?t seem to work out the same. For example there are only so many times you can find an excuse to walk across the building to move to the next stage.

Therefore Emails and PM?s are the only medium left to which communicate. This in it?s self raises a problem; In the normal situations only 20% of successful flirting is carried out through the actual words said. With Emails that figure will go up to around 80-90%.

The point I?m trying to make here is how would one move onto the next stage of the flirtatious etiquette through email and a couple of 10min breaks during the day. Before anyone asks:

Dating is not an option
No pictures will be posted
It?s only a bit of fun (agreed from both) ? nothing serious.
 

Jzero

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Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
Dating is not an option
No pictures will be posted
It?s only a bit of fun (agreed from both) ? nothing serious.

WTF is the point, then?

PS - Don't sh!t where you eat.
 

Monkey muppet

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Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
Dating is not an option
No pictures will be posted
It?s only a bit of fun (agreed from both) ? nothing serious.

WTF is the point, then?

friendship with a querty overtone of sexual desire
 

Legendary

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1. Make her say "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" repeatedly because a pirate impersonation is the only way you can get off.
2. Cast Level 100 Cock of the Infinite.
3. ???
4. Profit!
 

richardycc

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Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
This subject got me thinking.

We all know the ways of flirting in different situations like a night out or a shared activity hobby (martial arts, rock climbing, etc, etc). This is all the usual stuff of eye contact, body language, light humour, knowing the personal space boundary and when to decrease it.

However, when it comes down to flirting at work; All the above doesn?t seem to work out the same. For example there are only so many times you can find an excuse to walk across the building to move to the next stage.

Therefore Emails and PM?s are the only medium left to which communicate. This in it?s self raises a problem; In the normal situations only 20% of successful flirting is carried out through the actual words said. With Emails that figure will go up to around 80-90%.

The point I?m trying to make here is how would one move onto the next stage of the flirtatious etiquette through email and a couple of 10min breaks during the day. Before anyone asks:

Dating is not an option
No pictures will be posted
It?s only a bit of fun (agreed from both) ? nothing serious.

WTF? looks like you have the "go ahead" from her, so why are you still trying to beat around bushes?? flirt away!
 

Monkey muppet

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Originally posted by: eakers
Dating is not an option
No pictures will be posted
It?s only a bit of fun (agreed from both) ? nothing serious.

sounds like you are both married.

She is, I'm not - I refuse to get involved any further, hence why dating is not an option and why it's only a bit of fun - She isn't happy & doesn't share the same bed with him, but the rings are still there.

Also 8 years difference
 

SacrosanctFiend

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Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
She is, I'm not - I refuse to get involved any further, hence why dating is not an option and why it's only a bit of fun - She isn't happy & doesn't share the same bed with him, but the rings are still there.

Also 8 years difference

+1 for morality.
 

eigen

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Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
Originally posted by: eakers
Dating is not an option
No pictures will be posted
It?s only a bit of fun (agreed from both) ? nothing serious.

sounds like you are both married.

She is, I'm not - I refuse to get involved any further, hence why dating is not an option and why it's only a bit of fun - She isn't happy & doesn't share the same bed with him, but the rings are still there.

Also 8 years difference

Dude she wants your c0ck so bad. Do it man .Do it.

 

Monkey muppet

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Originally posted by: eigen
Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
Originally posted by: eakers
Dating is not an option
No pictures will be posted
It?s only a bit of fun (agreed from both) ? nothing serious.

sounds like you are both married.

She is, I'm not - I refuse to get involved any further, hence why dating is not an option and why it's only a bit of fun - She isn't happy & doesn't share the same bed with him, but the rings are still there.

Also 8 years difference

Dude she wants your c0ck so bad. Do it man .Do it.

Listen to your head (the one with two eyes).

Example email:



I?ll be back after and would love to see you before I leave work at 4.20?

I feel like today hasn?t gone very well but please be assured that I wouldn?t let anything ruin our friendship by taking things too far, making you feel uncomfortable. I know what my limits are (what a shame) but it doesn?t stop us having some fun? Does it?

If I don?t see you before I go, hope you feel better tomorrow. And have fantastic dreams about me tonight