Fleshlight's 15% off "fathers day" sale - LOL

[QueBert]

While looking for a gift for my pops when I stumbled upon this, was wondering if anyone on here would get their father a Fleshlight? I'm sitting here trying to envision the look on my dads face if I got him one.

 

[Krynj]

In all honesty, my dad would probably just prefer a flashlight.

 

[Lean L]

In all honesty, my dad would probably just prefer a flashlight.

I think you may want to rethink that one. It comes across filthy.

 

[Jaepheth]

I think you may want to rethink that one. It comes across filthy.

I think you mean it comes out filthy.

 

[rasczak]

In all honesty, my dad would probably just prefer a flashlight.

Don't forget the anal lube.

 

[Krynj]

The men and women in this family abide by a strict "no lube -- ever" policy.

 

[Locut0s]

Can you say awkward?! I suppose there are families where you could do this?

 

[rasczak]

The men and women in this family abide by a strict "no lube -- ever" policy.

guess your family consists of a bunch of rough riders eh? Pics of sis?

 

[davmat787]

The men and women in this family abide by a strict "no lube -- ever" policy.

That policy must make for awfully painful family get togethers! :biggrin:

 

[Locut0s]

I can see a family in which a daughter buys her mother a dildo or something as a half joke present for mothers day so I suppose there are families where the above might happen?

 

[rasczak]

I can see a family in which a daughter buys her mother a dildo or something as a half joke present for mothers day so I suppose there are families where the above might happen?

Buy one for your mom, then you guys can be one of those families. 😀

 

[polarmystery]

While looking for a gift for my pops when I stumbled upon this, was wondering if anyone on here would get their father a Fleshlight? I'm sitting here trying to envision the look on my dads face if I got him one.

Your avatar makes it almost impossible to read whatever you post in these forums. 😀:biggrin🙁)🙂

 

[QueBert]

Your avatar makes it almost impossible to read whatever you post in these forums. 😀:biggrin🙁)🙂

And that's just an 80x80 pic, I look at the full size one and BOOM my productivity goes down the shitter for 15 minutes lol. My advice, never date a female with big breasts, for all the perks they're just too distracting.

 

[KaOTiK]

To top it off, buy him the "Alien" one hahaha

 

[Lean L]

I think you mean it comes out filthy.

It does not come out filthy. The sentence is innocuous without context. It's left to the interpretation and the context. Thus across.

 

[Locut0s]

To top it off, buy him the "Alien" one hahaha

wat? Do I want to know what this is?

 

[KaOTiK]

wat? Do I want to know what this is?

Looking at their website, basically think of a fleshlight based off of the movie, Avatar.

 

[polarmystery]

And that's just an 80x80 pic, I look at the full size one and BOOM my productivity goes down the shitter for 15 minutes lol. My advice, never date a female with big breasts, for all the perks they're just too distracting.

 

[airdata]

Does this stack w\ the 15% off ''rogan'' coupon code ? Somebody plz confirm.

 

[Locut0s]

Does this stack w\ the 15% off ''rogan'' coupon code ? Somebody plz confirm.

Rogan?

 

[Locut0s]

Looking at their website, basically think of a fleshlight based off of the movie, Avatar.

hmm... don't know if want 😛

Then again don't the 'Navi' have sex with their pony tails or something?