fleshlight killer?

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: astroidea
A challenger has appeared!

What do you do when friction heat dries up your lube in seconds and the thing starts stripping skin off?

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: astroidea
A challenger has appeared!

LOL.

I'm no expert on t3h womenz, but I don't think a real va-jay-jay is supposed to rapidly and constantly rotate.

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: astroidea
A challenger has appeared!

LOL.

I'm no expert on t3h womenz, but I don't think a real va-jay-jay is supposed to rapidly and constantly rotate.

You're doing it wrong......

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: astroidea
A challenger has appeared!

LOL.

I'm no expert on t3h womenz, but I don't think a real va-jay-jay is supposed to rapidly and constantly rotate.

You're doing it wrong......

that's what she said

 

[Jeff7]

I found the true Fleshlight killer.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: astroidea
A challenger has appeared!

What do you do when friction heat dries up your lube in seconds and the thing starts stripping skin off?

come, quickly.

 

[Iron Woode]

I used one of the eggs from my fridge. The shell broke and now I'm circumsized.

 

[TheVrolok]

Yikes. Freaky.

 

[FleshLight]

=(

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I used one of the eggs from my fridge. The shell broke and now I'm circumsized.

You weren't paying attention. You're suppose to strip the shell off and remove the yolk.

 

[TipsyMcStagger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU2_op-m4aU

Another video, with the egg and the 2009 "Masturbate-a-thon" winner

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
=(

Admit it, you've got a hidden AutoCAD/SolidWorks library of stuff you designed to pleasure yourself.

 

[0roo0roo]

second thread on this..and this is like what? a year+ old whats wrong atot....u gonna post a rick roll too?

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: TipsyMcStagger
the 2009 "Masturbate-a-thon" winner

W. T. F.

 

[rudder]

phew... I thought it was some guy posting on craigslist offering you to let him use his fleshlight... then he kills and eats you. And to think I almost canceled tonight... glad I clicked on the thread.

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: astroidea
A challenger has appeared!

hahahaha

Put it on a jackhammer! Oh, wait...nevermind.

Sawzall....

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: astroidea
A challenger has appeared!

LOL.

I'm no expert on t3h womenz, but I don't think a real va-jay-jay is supposed to rapidly and constantly rotate.

You're doing it wrong......

QFT

(Edited so I don't get banned, but still NSFW)

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: astroidea
A challenger has appeared!

:Q

:laugh:

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: astroidea
A challenger has appeared!

LOL.

I'm no expert on t3h womenz, but I don't think a real va-jay-jay is supposed to rapidly and constantly rotate.

You're doing it wrong......

QFT

(Edited so I don't get banned, but still NSFW)

where the heck did that come from?

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: astroidea
A challenger has appeared!

LOL.

I'm no expert on t3h womenz, but I don't think a real va-jay-jay is supposed to rapidly and constantly rotate.

You're doing it wrong......

QFT

(Edited so I don't get banned, but still NSFW)

where the heck did that come from?

Your guess is as good as mine. I know I've had it in my random pics folder for years, though.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: astroidea
A challenger has appeared!

LOL.

I'm no expert on t3h womenz, but I don't think a real va-jay-jay is supposed to rapidly and constantly rotate.

You're doing it wrong......

QFT

(Edited so I don't get banned, but still NSFW)

where the heck did that come from?

Your guess is as good as mine. I know I've had it in my random pics folder for years, though.

a friend found it.

search on bing for "kung fu porn" its the first result

Its not actually too obscene (as in you can't see genitalia)

 

[eldorado99]

ITS T3H EGG BEATERZZZ?!!?!!!11!?!?!1?!?

 

[EarthwormJim]

Only $47.99 for a six pack!!!

http://www.toydemon.com/TENGA-EGG-Complete-6-Pack.html


NWS...

 

[BrokenVisage]

Egg, meet sperm.