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fleshlight killer?

Originally posted by: lxskllr
Originally posted by: Safeway
Whoa! Didn't expect the streeeeeetch.
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That's for foreign purchasers. They didn't want to limit their market :^P
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LOL, the egg maintains form when they use it. I bet the voice said, "And for Americans ... streeeeetch."
 
How would you like to be the product tester for that? They lock you in a room with 50 versions, -"We'll be back in an hour...."
 
someone needs to email fleshlight about this. get them to contact their congressman about imposing a limit on importation of male sex toys. invoke the infant industry argument!

how can fleshlight hope to compete against a culture that's primary focus has been development of male sex toys?!?



(actually, all i want is to hear the infant industry argument played out in congress on the subject of sex toys. it'd be hilarious.)
 
Originally posted by: arkcom
How would you like to be the product tester for that? They lock you in a room with 50 versions, -"We'll be back in an hour...."
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Masturbate in a small room with untested sex toys while a group of smelly, sweaty 50+ year old product engineer guys take notes behind a one way mirror? No thanks, once is enough, you know it's not all it's cracked up to be.
 
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: arkcom
How would you like to be the product tester for that? They lock you in a room with 50 versions, -"We'll be back in an hour...."
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Masturbate in a small room with untested sex toys while a group of smelly, sweaty 50+ year old product engineer guys take notes behind a one way mirror? No thanks, once is enough, you know it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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It's not much better being those engineers.

Futurama: Zoidberg was captured and taken to Area 51, and given a buffet. Food splattered all over the viewing window as he furiously ate through everything.
It's just like that, except it's semen hitting the glass.





And Zoidberg still shows up to clean the glass.



 
Originally posted by: Safeway
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: Safeway
Whoa! Didn't expect the streeeeeetch.
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Yea seriously I was like wtf.
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That's putting a lot of pressure on the old pleasure stick tip. Fleshlight seems better.
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just on a mechanical function basis..its pretty fail. looks about as pleasurable as putting on a condom.
 
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