Flatulence THREATCON

[nonameo]

Please rate your current flatulence level from 1-10

10 - Constant room clearing gas. Will probably need to buy new underwear.
5 - average gas
1 - about as much gas as your mom/girlfriend/wife/sister ever has(IOW, essentially none)

 

[Jeff7]

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Besides, in terms of what can come out of your rear, it's solid, liquid, or gas. Only one of those is relatively benign. The odds are stacked against you that you'll get an entirely safe release. :laugh:

 

[skyking]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
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Besides, in terms of what can come out of your rear, it's solid, liquid, or gas. Only one of those is relatively benign. The odds are stacked against you that you'll get an entirely safe release. :laugh:

Are you feeling lucky? Are you?

 

[BoomerD]

Really wanna know? Pull my finger...go ahead...I dare you...

 

[Kadarin]

I had some bad food from a restaurant in Lake Tahoe last weekend that produced farts that went to 11.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Well, I haven't woken anyone up. Yet.