Flatulence leads US jet to divert

[Epic Fail]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6213644.stm

if the plane is on a treadmill and the woman farts, does it smell?

 

[FP]

Why allow matches on your carry-on if you can't use them?

 

[theprodigalrebel]

if the plane is on a treadmill and the woman farts, does it smell?

Women don't fart. However, if the woman is on a treadmill, it's likely she is a fat bitch. Fat bitches do fart.

 

[newb111]

I don't suppose you noticed the dateline on that article:

Wednesday, 6 December 2006, 13:15 GMT

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

if the plane is on a treadmill and the woman farts, does it smell?

Women don't fart. However, if the woman is on a treadmill, it's likely she is a fat bitch. Fat bitches do fart.

ohh my.

 

[m1ldslide1]

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

if the plane is on a treadmill and the woman farts, does it smell?

Women don't fart. However, if the woman is on a treadmill, it's likely she is a fat bitch. Fat bitches do fart.

ohh my.

x2

 

[BoomerD]

"Sorry...it was the airline food."

I had a breakfast burrito Saturday morning at the Sacramento airport before I flew to Maui...by the time we got to Honolulu, the chorizo and eggs were starting to percolate nicely...I "putt-putt-putted" around the Honolulu airport between flights...


you all know that a fart is just a turd honking for right-of-way...right? 😀

 

[Mucho]

THIS IS VERY OLD NEWS: Wednesday, 6 December 2006, 13:15 GMT