Flatulence, knife lead to jail for Houston men in Waco motel

ranmaniac

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Well, at least it wasn't another shooting. I'm wondering how bad the "flatulence" must have been to warrant stabbing someone.



http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6364917.html

WACO ? Waco police say a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge.
A statement today says police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room.

Police say 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night.

Police say one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at Castellano, who was cut in the leg. The suspect is accused of then stabbing Catellano in the chest.

Castellano was transported to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, where police say he was treated for non-life threatening wounds.

The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge.

 

StageLeft

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I'm sympathetic to the GI needs of the farter and also the umbrage of the receiver. Kind of torn on how to judge this one.
 

Skitzer

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This whole thing could have been avoided if Juan would have been considerate and just left the room for a minute or 2.
I feel for the other guy ....... man I can't stand to smell someone else's shit!
Stabbing Juan was wrong but I hope he did get the point.
 

racolvin

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Sort of an extreme reaction to a fart but the guy could have either gone to the bathroom to do it or gone outside for a minute
 

AyashiKaibutsu

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Too bad a gun wasn't nearby. Missed opportunity for longterm reduction in green house gas emissions...
 

Mani

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
I'm sympathetic to the GI needs of the farter and also the umbrage of the receiver. Kind of torn on how to judge this one.

lol
 

SP33Demon

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If knives were banned, this wouldn't have happened. /eggs on gun control nuts to agree
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: racolvin
Sort of an extreme reaction to a fart but the guy could have either gone to the bathroom to do it or gone outside for a minute

"sorta"? "could have"? are you serious? how about being rational here.
 

feralkid

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Originally posted by: SP33Demon
If knives were banned, this wouldn't have happened. /eggs on gun control nuts to agree

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo played.

Bober beat you to it, anyway.
 
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Just a little more anecdotal evidence that we are becoming a nation of morons and that dysgenics is taking hold.
 

JohnnyGage

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Originally posted by: WhipperSnapper

Just a little more anecdotal evidence that we are becoming a nation of morons and that dysgenics is taking hold.

He should eat less beans to decrease his carbon ass print.


Couldn't he light a match?
 

marvdmartian

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Gosh, he wasn't stabbing el farto because he was upset about the farts......he was trying to deflate the other guy!! :laugh: