Flame me please!!!
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Adul
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*takes out trout gun from its home. Aims at her209 carefully. *
FIRE!!
*shoots flaming trout toward her209 with rentless force*
FIRE!!
*shoots flaming trout toward her209 with rentless force*
You so ugly, your parents had to put a pork chop around your neck just so the dogs would play with you
When you were born, the Dr. did not know which end to slap, so he slapped your mother, then she said "Oh what a picture, and daddy said "Let's hang it,
<puts away flame thrower>
When you were born, the Dr. did not know which end to slap, so he slapped your mother, then she said "Oh what a picture, and daddy said "Let's hang it,
<puts away flame thrower>
These types of posts have no place in these forums... I guess you're just trying to be funny, but we're really tired of this type of crap. Ignorant, useless people like you are what really clog up this server and make it difficult for sensible people to carry on useful conversations. We've all completely reached our limits dealing with retarded and senseless drivel like what you're trying to pull right now. Just turn around and go back the way you came, you're not wanted here... and don't let the door hit you on the bumm on the way out. Or better yet, just take a meat cleaver and cut off your own head (starting with your feet) and do the whole world a favor. You stupid piece of dung-eating gutter trash.
(the above was meant in jest and does not truly reflect the feelings of the author)
How was that?
(the above was meant in jest and does not truly reflect the feelings of the author)
How was that?
Everybody lock your doors, get a gun, protect yourself! Her209 is planning to caricature and stereotype people from other cultures! What follows is a call to action for those of us who care -- a large enough number to eschew parasitism-prone propagandism. I believe I have finally figured out what makes people like her advocate rotten drug-induced ravings. It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world. She claims that phallocentrism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. That claim illustrates a serious reasoning fallacy, one that is pandemic in her reports. Then again, Her209 has more understanding of beer and milk regulations than of farsighted plans for the future. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life.
Following this line of logic, it would appear that if she can't stand the heat, she should get out of the kitchen. The underlying message is that by refusing to act, by refusing to address the legitimate anger, fear, and alienation of people who have been mobilized by Her209 because they saw no other options for change, we are giving Her209 the power to force me to undergo "treatment" to cure my "problem".
Other than that, we should agree on definitions before saying anything further about her sententious modes of thought. For starters, let's say that "boosterism" is "that which makes Her209 yearn to censor any incomplicitous morals." It has been said that until we build a sane and healthy society free of her destructive influences, she will continue to adopt approaches that have not been tested to try to solve problems that have not been well-defined. That makes sense to me. I believe it's true. But it surely implies that if we don't soon tell her to stop what she's doing, she will proceed with her abhorrent rejoinders, considerably emboldened by our lack of resistance. We will have tacitly given her our permission to do so.
There is a simple answer to the question of what to do about Her209's perversions. The difficult part is in implementing the answer. The answer is that we must anneal discourse with honesty, clear thinking, and a sense of moral good. If we let Her209 test another formula for silencing serious opposition, all we'll have to look forward to in the future is a public realm devoid of culture and a narrow and routinized professional life untouched by the highest creations of civilization. When I first encountered her fairy tales, all I could think of was, "She treats serious issues callously and somewhat flippantly." Why is she really so reprehensible? Is it because she expresses only the noblest intentions, singing praises to the value of community even as she enacts policies that rip off everyone and his brother? Or because I need to spend some time considering how best to create and nurture a true spirit of community? Well, we all know the answer to that question, don't we? But in case you don't, then you should note that the main dissensus between me and Her209 is that I insist that the choice we face as a nation is whether to run our country ourselves or let immature firebrands run it for us. She, on the other hand, contends that her pronouncements are not worth getting outraged about.
While it is not my purpose to incriminate or exculpate or vindicate or castigate, she proclaims at every opportunity that she'd never represent a threat to all the people in the area, indeed, possibly the world. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Furthermore, this is a free country, and I maintain we ought to keep it that way.
Her209 would have us believe that the rest of us are an inferior group of people, fit only to be enslaved, beaten, and butchered at the whim of our betters. Such flummery can be quickly dissipated merely by skimming a few random pages from any book on the subject. She will probably respond to this letter just like she responds to all criticism. She will put me down as "homophobic" or "huffy". That's her standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about her except the most fawning praise. Most of Her209's writings are thesis-less runarounds that leave the reader unclear as to both her point and her position on the issue, by which I mean that as our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the types of people Her209 preys upon.
What this underlines, I think, is that her allegations often lash audiences of ignominious obnoxious prima donnas into wild storms of applause. More than that, we mustn't let her invade every private corner and force every thought into a counter-productive mold. That would be like letting the Mafia serve as a new national police force in Italy. If Her209 wants to be taken seriously, she should counter the arguments in this letter with facts, not illogical panaceas, personal anecdotes, or insults. In the coming days, she might be diagnosed with a special type of mental illness that is not yet recognized. But for now, be aware that I don't need to tell you that people who collaborate with her and expect her to show them the same consideration deserve to be left out in the cold. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that her true goal is to insult my intelligence. All the statements that her spokesmen make to justify or downplay that goal are only apologetics; they do nothing to make a genuine contribution to human society.
If you're still reading this letter, I wish to compliment you for being sufficiently open-minded to understand that Her209 keeps saying that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty. Isn't that claim getting a little shopworn? I mean, an armed revolt against her is morally justified. However, I claim that it is not yet strategically justified. Wanting to leave behind a wake of morally crippled reaction is one thing, but why would anybody possibly want to trivialize certain events that are particularly special to us all? To ask that question another way, what meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma is she going through now? It is only when one has answers to that question is it possible to make sense of her imprecations, because ignorance is bliss. This may be why her comrades are generally all smiles. Think of the lives that could be saved if we would just provide you with vital information which Her209 has gone to great lengths to prevent you from discovering. No one can deny that scornful obstinate kleptomaniacs can't even agree among themselves as to how raucous she is, yet there is a problem here. A very large, peevish, ornery problem. Just because mumpish larrikinism exists and has for a long time, there is no reason for us to accept it from her.
I must ask that Her209's underlings call for proper disciplinary action against Her209 and her lapdogs. I know they'll never do that, so here's an alternate proposal: They should, at the very least, back off and quit trying to carve out space in the mainstream for infantile daft politics. Who is she to say that everyone with a different set of beliefs from hers is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell? How can we expect to introduce an important, but underrepresented, angle on her snippy opinions if we walk right into her trap? We can't, and that's why Her209 can push me only so far and no farther. I'll say that again, because I want it to sink in: It may be helpful to take a step back and warn the public against those wretched hedonists whose positive accomplishments are always practically nil, but whose conceit can scarcely be excelled. I wonder if she really believes the things she says. She knows they're not true, doesn't she? If I'm not mistaken, there's a painfully simple answer. It regards the way that I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for her subterfuge. I'm utterly stunned.
Her209 should feel ashamed of herself. No wonder that Her209 has never satisfactorily proved her assertion that saturnine airheads and sick anarchists should rule this country. She has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, "Because I said so." There's one thing you can decidedly say about her: She has a sense of humor. She was being a real comedienne when she told us that her smears are Right with a capital R. I wouldn't even mention that the above statement is entirely suited to Her209, who here, as elsewhere, does not possess a single creative idea for the future, but lives only in the past if it weren't true. Her perspective is that all major world powers are controlled by a covert group of "insiders". My perspective, in contrast, is that I like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it's something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: When Her209 hears anyone say that her cult followers are nothing more than the worst sorts of snivelling narrow-minded profiteers there are, her answer is to oppose the visceral views of 98 percent of the nation's citizens. That's similar to taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: it just makes me want even more to focus on the major economic, social, and political forces that provide the setting for the expression of a contemptible agenda. Her209 needs to stop living in a fool's paradise. There, my ranting is finished.
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Following this line of logic, it would appear that if she can't stand the heat, she should get out of the kitchen. The underlying message is that by refusing to act, by refusing to address the legitimate anger, fear, and alienation of people who have been mobilized by Her209 because they saw no other options for change, we are giving Her209 the power to force me to undergo "treatment" to cure my "problem".
Other than that, we should agree on definitions before saying anything further about her sententious modes of thought. For starters, let's say that "boosterism" is "that which makes Her209 yearn to censor any incomplicitous morals." It has been said that until we build a sane and healthy society free of her destructive influences, she will continue to adopt approaches that have not been tested to try to solve problems that have not been well-defined. That makes sense to me. I believe it's true. But it surely implies that if we don't soon tell her to stop what she's doing, she will proceed with her abhorrent rejoinders, considerably emboldened by our lack of resistance. We will have tacitly given her our permission to do so.
There is a simple answer to the question of what to do about Her209's perversions. The difficult part is in implementing the answer. The answer is that we must anneal discourse with honesty, clear thinking, and a sense of moral good. If we let Her209 test another formula for silencing serious opposition, all we'll have to look forward to in the future is a public realm devoid of culture and a narrow and routinized professional life untouched by the highest creations of civilization. When I first encountered her fairy tales, all I could think of was, "She treats serious issues callously and somewhat flippantly." Why is she really so reprehensible? Is it because she expresses only the noblest intentions, singing praises to the value of community even as she enacts policies that rip off everyone and his brother? Or because I need to spend some time considering how best to create and nurture a true spirit of community? Well, we all know the answer to that question, don't we? But in case you don't, then you should note that the main dissensus between me and Her209 is that I insist that the choice we face as a nation is whether to run our country ourselves or let immature firebrands run it for us. She, on the other hand, contends that her pronouncements are not worth getting outraged about.
While it is not my purpose to incriminate or exculpate or vindicate or castigate, she proclaims at every opportunity that she'd never represent a threat to all the people in the area, indeed, possibly the world. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Furthermore, this is a free country, and I maintain we ought to keep it that way.
Her209 would have us believe that the rest of us are an inferior group of people, fit only to be enslaved, beaten, and butchered at the whim of our betters. Such flummery can be quickly dissipated merely by skimming a few random pages from any book on the subject. She will probably respond to this letter just like she responds to all criticism. She will put me down as "homophobic" or "huffy". That's her standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about her except the most fawning praise. Most of Her209's writings are thesis-less runarounds that leave the reader unclear as to both her point and her position on the issue, by which I mean that as our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the types of people Her209 preys upon.
What this underlines, I think, is that her allegations often lash audiences of ignominious obnoxious prima donnas into wild storms of applause. More than that, we mustn't let her invade every private corner and force every thought into a counter-productive mold. That would be like letting the Mafia serve as a new national police force in Italy. If Her209 wants to be taken seriously, she should counter the arguments in this letter with facts, not illogical panaceas, personal anecdotes, or insults. In the coming days, she might be diagnosed with a special type of mental illness that is not yet recognized. But for now, be aware that I don't need to tell you that people who collaborate with her and expect her to show them the same consideration deserve to be left out in the cold. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that her true goal is to insult my intelligence. All the statements that her spokesmen make to justify or downplay that goal are only apologetics; they do nothing to make a genuine contribution to human society.
If you're still reading this letter, I wish to compliment you for being sufficiently open-minded to understand that Her209 keeps saying that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty. Isn't that claim getting a little shopworn? I mean, an armed revolt against her is morally justified. However, I claim that it is not yet strategically justified. Wanting to leave behind a wake of morally crippled reaction is one thing, but why would anybody possibly want to trivialize certain events that are particularly special to us all? To ask that question another way, what meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma is she going through now? It is only when one has answers to that question is it possible to make sense of her imprecations, because ignorance is bliss. This may be why her comrades are generally all smiles. Think of the lives that could be saved if we would just provide you with vital information which Her209 has gone to great lengths to prevent you from discovering. No one can deny that scornful obstinate kleptomaniacs can't even agree among themselves as to how raucous she is, yet there is a problem here. A very large, peevish, ornery problem. Just because mumpish larrikinism exists and has for a long time, there is no reason for us to accept it from her.
I must ask that Her209's underlings call for proper disciplinary action against Her209 and her lapdogs. I know they'll never do that, so here's an alternate proposal: They should, at the very least, back off and quit trying to carve out space in the mainstream for infantile daft politics. Who is she to say that everyone with a different set of beliefs from hers is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell? How can we expect to introduce an important, but underrepresented, angle on her snippy opinions if we walk right into her trap? We can't, and that's why Her209 can push me only so far and no farther. I'll say that again, because I want it to sink in: It may be helpful to take a step back and warn the public against those wretched hedonists whose positive accomplishments are always practically nil, but whose conceit can scarcely be excelled. I wonder if she really believes the things she says. She knows they're not true, doesn't she? If I'm not mistaken, there's a painfully simple answer. It regards the way that I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for her subterfuge. I'm utterly stunned.
Her209 should feel ashamed of herself. No wonder that Her209 has never satisfactorily proved her assertion that saturnine airheads and sick anarchists should rule this country. She has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, "Because I said so." There's one thing you can decidedly say about her: She has a sense of humor. She was being a real comedienne when she told us that her smears are Right with a capital R. I wouldn't even mention that the above statement is entirely suited to Her209, who here, as elsewhere, does not possess a single creative idea for the future, but lives only in the past if it weren't true. Her perspective is that all major world powers are controlled by a covert group of "insiders". My perspective, in contrast, is that I like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it's something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: When Her209 hears anyone say that her cult followers are nothing more than the worst sorts of snivelling narrow-minded profiteers there are, her answer is to oppose the visceral views of 98 percent of the nation's citizens. That's similar to taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: it just makes me want even more to focus on the major economic, social, and political forces that provide the setting for the expression of a contemptible agenda. Her209 needs to stop living in a fool's paradise. There, my ranting is finished.
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thebestMAX
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Your head is too big for your body.
You smell like a new carpet.
You walk like a sissy.
If you're a guy: You got boobs!
If you're a girl: You're so boobs are so small, your bra size is negative.
You smell like a new carpet.
You walk like a sissy.
If you're a guy: You got boobs!
If you're a girl: You're so boobs are so small, your bra size is negative.
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