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Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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someone had posted a link to some add on there or soemthing, and I noticed the discussion board link on the side....


LOL.....you guys have to read some of those responses and threads..LOL......

<--actually LOL after reading some of them

"im bleedding..your products sucks"
"my [member] is bent..your product sucks"


lol..amazing what you find in the bowls and netherreigions of the 'net



MODS: feel free to lock this if inaapropriate....I apoligize for any transgressions.
 
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Lifer
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10. It feels a hell of a whole lot better than your hand.

9. A Fleshlight will never say 'no' or not be in the mood, and is always ready when you are.

8. A whole lot cheaper than actually getting a hooker (pays for itself in just a few uses, and the police won't be arresting you.)

7. You'll never get a disease from your Fleshlight, or give one to anyone else.

6. Your Fleshlight will never interrupt your football game.

5. A Fleshlight doesn't care HOW big your porno collection is.

4. You have no obligation what-so-ever to pleasuring your Fleshlight.

3. It doesn't matter if you leave the toilet seat up around a Fleshlight.

2. If you get a lavender non-descript, its like doing an alien!

1. Your Fleshlight will never ask you "if its fat..".
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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
10. It feels a hell of a whole lot better than your hand.

9. A Fleshlight will never say 'no' or not be in the mood, and is always ready when you are.

8. A whole lot cheaper than actually getting a hooker (pays for itself in just a few uses, and the police won't be arresting you.)

7. You'll never get a disease from your Fleshlight, or give one to anyone else.

6. Your Fleshlight will never interrupt your football game.

5. A Fleshlight doesn't care HOW big your porno collection is.

4. You have no obligation what-so-ever to pleasuring your Fleshlight.

3. It doesn't matter if you leave the toilet seat up around a Fleshlight.

2. If you get a lavender non-descript, its like doing an alien!

1. Your Fleshlight will never ask you "if its fat..".
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And you just came across this now? Welcome to 2002.
 
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Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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About a week ago, bunch of my family members came over to go fishing. I love fishing but i didn't go because i was sleeping. When i was sleeping, all the men left to go fishing and my mom, my aunts, and my cousins was left beind to just chitchat. When i woke up i didn't realize that they were there since they were talking quietly to not wake me up. I looked out the window and saw all the cars gone, so i automatically thought that i was home alone. Well, i was feeling a little horny like i always do so i started watching my GGG videos. If you guys know what that is, it's a great sets of porn. (GGG stands for _________) Anywayz, I got my hard-on and started to _______. Not knowing all the women of the family is there, i turned up the volume and started to moan and scream out girls' names. Ones i kno in RL that i wanted to do =) omg, and by the time i got done and had________all over my hand, there they were all of them watching me behind my back. I was so embarrassed. Whats even worse is that my mom ran out of my room embarassed, my aunts laughed at me, and my cousin (Who is like the biggest whore who sleeps with any men) said to me "Get a girlfriend you horny lil' bastard". Yeah, after that i haven't spoke with any of them ever since.
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Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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But i must admit, that quick dirty cheap way has helped me get off at some weird places like back of the school bus, in the middle of a park at night, public bathroom, in my friends room while he's in there (of course he was asleep), and also in my car driving (only when i have a long drive ahead of me). Hmm.. maybe there is a reason why i got caught. Maybe i should do it more discreetly. But i get so HONRY!!
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:Q

<---just became a germaphobe
 
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Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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Warning - if you fly with your fleshlight, don't take it in your carry-on bag. Not thinking, I threw my gold case with the Mocha Lady SB into my carry-on bag before leaving for a business trip. I don't know who was more embarrassed, the security lady or me, when she started going through my carry on bag and found the fleshlight. I guess seeing it was really to big for a flashlight, she started looking and discovered the large cap screwed off. After looking confused for a moment, she locked eyes with mine (I was trying to keep a straight face) then proceeded to pull the insert out of the case, then took the small cap off, then ran her finger through the backside of the insert. (I'm not sure what prompted the inspection - I assumed when it went through the X-ray they could tell there was no metal!) Anyway, after she and her partner, a guy, had thoroughly inspected the fleshlight, they left the poor gal laying there for me to put back together. I used to think it was bad enough the way they pat you down and run the hand held metal detector over you, but I think it was worse having to put my fleshlight back together after I finally got my shoes and belt back on. To top it off, it was one of those early morning flights, so the security area was full of people - and I felt like EVERY eye was on me working at getting the insert back into the case!
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Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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I dunno about the rest of yall but fleshlight makes me more horny after every use. so far today I busted 5 nuts. im ready to bust some more. I usually start with the ______ then move to the STSB ______ and alternate between the 2. I usually nut in the STSB butt cuz you can pound that thing so hard its not funny. So far i have been taking 20 minute intermissions between nuts. thats how good it feels. during the 20 mins, im either watching tv or playing GTA san andreas. how many nuts have yall busted in a day? after you shoot one time, do yall just wait until the next day? do yall think im overly sexually hungry? I feel i can do this all day.
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LOLLLLLLL..this is too funny
 
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Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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I am not regrettting but thanking FL and you horny people out there. I thank god for giving me the ability to j___k off and to enjoy all this pleasure. And i thank u guys too..

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....and I thought I had heard everything...
 
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Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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I will end my schpeal with some text that almost made me fall out of my chair......i had to cover my face with a pillow to stop laughing as everyone else is already asleep.


I ordered a STUT Butt Gold Edition Pink a couple months ago and mine does not get ultra tight
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ROFL....
 
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Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: datalink7
I wonder how many horny geeks are now going to buy one once they have seen this thread :p
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hehe...either way, that forum is hilarious. Like I said, when I started readingthat last post, I was caught off guard and almost fell off of my chair laughing.


good stuff.
 
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