Five Guys: There’s a first time for everything...

[CZroe]

Five Guys actually got my order wrong! Surely, this has never happened to anyone else. I feel so... lonely.

No mustard or raw onions on my dog. Mustard’s on the bar but I had to ask for the onions in a separate container. At least they got it right on the receipt:

Seriously though: has Five Guys ever got your order wrong? I don’t go very often but over the years they have consistently impressed me with their accuracy. Have I just been lucky or are they pretty good about it for you too?

 

[LikeLinus]

Actually, now that I think about it, nope! There is one a couple of blocks from my work and we've eaten there plenty of times. Can't remember them ever getting it wrong.

 

[BoomerD]

I don't get to go very often, ( the fuckers waited till I was moving to open a store where we were living...but IIRC, the only time they've gotten anything wrong was they forgot my grilled jalapenos one time.

 

[IronWing]

No, but I’ve only eaten there once.

 

[rsutoratosu]

The one by me actually closed.. maybe they lost the lease... haven't been there in over a year.. so far I never had issues..

 

[soulcougher73]

Just shut up and enjoy 5 guys in your mouth...

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Just shut up and enjoy 5 guys in your mouth...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[SaltyNuts]

Highly overpriced and overrated. That will be $13 for your cheeseburger meal that tastes worse than a $6 Bic Mac meal...

 

[akugami]

Highly overpriced and overrated. That will be $13 for your cheeseburger meal that tastes worse than a $6 Bic Mac meal...

5 Guys are way better than a Big Mac meal. Can you get a better burger? Yes. But 5 Guys are a clear step up from the Micky D's and BK's in terms of quality.

 

[Fritzo]

People that go into a restaurant and order food the place doesn't specialize in will always be disappointed.

"Hi, welcome to Burger Hut! What can I get you?"
"Uhhh.....I'll have the spaghetti..."

*2 hours later on Yelp*

"BURGER HUT IS THE WORST PLACE EVER!"

 

[FeuerFrei]

People that go into a restaurant and order food the place doesn't specialize in will always be disappointed.

"Hi, welcome to Burger Hut! What can I get you?"
"Uhhh.....I'll have the spaghetti..."

*2 hours later on Yelp*

"BURGER HUT IS THE WORST PLACE EVER!"

ah yes, the afterthought menu - for those who aren't down with the establishment's raison d'être .

 

[LikeLinus]

5 Guys are way better than a Big Mac meal. Can you get a better burger? Yes. But 5 Guys are a clear step up from the Micky D's and BK's in terms of quality.

You're talking to the idiot that says he has a roulette "system" that he can beat the house with. He's a few fries short of a happy meal.

Also, his taste in music is just as awful as his taste in food.

 

[SaltyNuts]

You're talking to the idiot that says he has a roulette "system" that he can beat the house with. He's a few fries short of a happy meal.

Also, his taste in music is just as awful as his taste in music.

Dude you are probably the biggest idiot on this forum. Straight up. Dum dum.

 

[CZroe]

Dude you are probably the biggest idiot on this forum. Straight up. Dum dum.

This post just totally changed his mind about you.

Spoiler

No it didn’t.

 

[SaltyNuts]

5 Guys are way better than a Big Mac meal. Can you get a better burger? Yes. But 5 Guys are a clear step up from the Micky D's and BK's in terms of quality.

If by "better" in the sense that 5 Guys may have spent more to make that meal than McD's spends to make a Big Mac meal, that may be right. But if by "better" you mean tastes better, we are going to just have to agree to disagree. 5 Guys buger is the appitame of a "nothing special" burger that literally tastes like 99% of all other burgers out there...

 

[CZroe]

If by "better" in the sense that 5 Guys may have spent more to make that meal than McD's spends to make a Big Mac meal, that may be right. But if by "better" you mean tastes better, we are going to just have to agree to disagree. 5 Guys buger is the appitame of a "nothing special" burger that literally tastes like 99% of all other burgers out there...

I believe the word is “epitome.”

 

[SaltyNuts]

This post just totally changed his mind about you.

Spoiler

No it didn’t.

So, so CLEVER!!! Never seen that before!!!! So, so FUNNY!!!! Funny funny FUNNY!!!!! Hahahaahhhaaa that was such a good one!!!! I literally spit coke out my mouth and all over the screen I laughed so hard!!! I'm dying over here hahahhahaaa!!!!

 

[SaltyNuts]

I believe the word is “epitome.”

Cool. Keep up the good work.

 

[CZroe]

So, so CLEVER!!! Never seen that before!!!! So, so FUNNY!!!! Funny funny FUNNY!!!!! Hahahaahhhaaa that was such a good one!!!! I literally spit coke out my mouth and all over the screen I laughed so hard!!! I'm dying over here hahahhahaaa!!!!

You just LOVE confirming and cementing our first impressions in a feeble attempt to deflect them.

That *IS* pretty funny.

 

[SaltyNuts]

You just LOVE confirming and cementing our first impressions in a feeble attempt to deny them.

That *IS* pretty funny.

Bahahahahahha!!! You are still killing it! Actually killing me!!! More coke just shot out my nose this time I'm laughing so hard!!! Hahahahahaa!!!

 

[CZroe]

Bahahahahahha!!! You are still killing it! Actually killing me!!! More coke just shot out my nose this time I'm laughing so hard!!! Hahahahahaa!!!

You would’ve come out of this looking better if you never said anything in response to him at all.

...and the funny part is: You know that too.

 

[SaltyNuts]

You would’ve come out of this looking better if you never said anything in response to him at all.

...and the funny part is: You know that too.

Daaayyyyyammmm, you so right, and so, SO funny!!!! Hahahhaahahahahahaaaa!!!!

 

[skull]

5 Guys are way better than a Big Mac meal. Can you get a better burger? Yes. But 5 Guys are a clear step up from the Micky D's and BK's in terms of quality.

Almost anythings better than mcdonands and burger king but five guys is nothing special, doesn't beat wendys. The one by my house that opened next to a wendys went out of business in less than 2 months. Never even got a chance to try it there, finally tried it and was like oh so this is why that one went of business.

 

[akugami]

If by "better" in the sense that 5 Guys may have spent more to make that meal than McD's spends to make a Big Mac meal, that may be right. But if by "better" you mean tastes better, we are going to just have to agree to disagree. 5 Guys buger is the appitame of a "nothing special" burger that literally tastes like 99% of all other burgers out there...

I have had multiple 5 Guys from the northeast USA to Las Vegas. Every one has been better than McDonald's or Burger King. If you can't tell the difference between a 5 Guys burger and McDonald's or Burger King, then something is wrong with your tastebuds or you live near the crappiest 5 Guys on the planet.

Almost anythings better than mcdonands and burger king but five guys is nothing special, doesn't beat wendys. The one by my house that opened next to a wendys went out of business in less than 2 months. Never even got a chance to try it there, finally tried it and was like oh so this is why that one went of business.

Not saying 5 Guys is the best burger I've already had, but I find it about equal to an In-N-Out. Different, but about equal in terms of quality. I've never had a Wendy's beat out a 5 Guys (northeast USA). Bonus: A lot of 5 Guys has free peanuts.

 

[Captante]

Wendy's at its best is very close to 5 Guys for the burgers but IMO 5 Guys french fries are far better. We have a chain around here in CT called Mooyah-Burger which is my current go-to for "notch up from Fast-food" burgers ... I prefer Wayback over 5 Guys as well.

McDog's on the other hand I don't think is nearly as good even if you compare the "fresh-patty" burgers. (still has that McTaste lol)

but I find it about equal to an In-N-Out

If accurate this makes me feel better about living on the East Coast!

*(No In-N-Out here)