Five common signals men send ? and what they really mean!

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Nitemare

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"The signal: He puts his hands in his pockets when approached

What it really means: "This is preening behaviour," says Ren. "He's showing off like a peacock and saying, 'Look at my beautiful tail!' Yes, he's trying to draw attention to himself; however, it is neither conscious nor sinister. This isn't some machismo, mine's-bigger-than-his thing. He's saying, 'Please look at me as a sexual being, notice me as a man.'" "

WTF kind of horsesh!t is this and who believes this crap?
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
"The signal: He puts his hands in his pockets when approached

What it really means: "This is preening behaviour," says Ren. "He's showing off like a peacock and saying, 'Look at my beautiful tail!' Yes, he's trying to draw attention to himself; however, it is neither conscious nor sinister. This isn't some machismo, mine's-bigger-than-his thing. He's saying, 'Please look at me as a sexual being, notice me as a man.'" "

WTF kind of horsesh!t is this and who believes this crap?
Nobody.
 

Sentinel

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Originally posted by: mi xiao
i really don't get why females have to read into everything a guy says and does.
WTF!

take everything as face value and if confused...ask.

no sh!t, they make it difficult.
 

Mrvile

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I'm leaning back in my chair with my hands in my pockets, legs crossed, fiddling with my beer and rubbing my chin.
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: mi xiao
i really don't get why females have to read into everything a guy says and does.
WTF!

take everything as face value and if confused...ask.

ok, who kidnapped the woman and what dude is posting from her account?
 

KarenMarie

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i think that site read more into things then they should have.

it is stuff like that ... hahaha... it only makes things harder. life and relationships would be so much easier if stuff was acted out in and taken on it's face value... none of this deep, over analyzing... OMG WHAT DID THAT MEAN??? stuff.

:)
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
If I'm rubbing your tits it means I want to fvck you! :p

I think any physical or non-physical thing a guy does indicates he wants to bang the chick....
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
If I'm rubbing your tits it means I want to fvck you! :p

I think any physical or non-physical thing a guy does indicates he wants to bang the chick....

Okay, if I'm talking to you and you're a chick it means I want to fvck you? ;)
 

Doboji

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This thread had me laughing so hard I had to wipe tears from my eyes....

Thread of the year!!!

Hilarious

-Max
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
If I'm rubbing your tits it means I want to fvck you! :p

I think any physical or non-physical thing a guy does indicates he wants to bang the chick....

Okay, if I'm talking to you and you're a chick it means I want to fvck you? ;)

pretty much
 

dfi

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Originally posted by: Tea Bag
All of the those different gestrues should have been the same thing:

She thinks: "This is his weak attempt at being cool and detached,"
He thinks: "I hope she doesn't ask me a question, cause I'm not paying attention to a word is saying"
Stupid Magazine Says: "Yes. You are boring. He doesn't give a sh!t about what you have to say"

You forgot this:

He thinks: "How do I get her to shut up and into the sack?"