Five common signals men send ? and what they really mean!

[Iron Woode]

http://www.chatelaine.com/sexrelationsh...ticle.jsp?content=20050802_122425_5048

Thought I would share.

 

[imported_Phil]

Well that was.... bizarre....

 

[MercenaryForHire]

That is not what your dad meant when he told you to go read a few girly mags.

- M4H

 

[dug777]

:Q

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
That is not what your dad meant when he told you to go read a few girly mags.

- M4H

LOL

I saw that on yahoo so I thought I'd post it.

I only read them for the recipes, umm...articles.

 

[Steve]

Ah, Chatelaine. The Canadian Cosmo.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
That is not what your dad meant when he told you to go read a few girly mags.

- M4H

haha!

 

[imported_Phil]

So what if you grab your crotch and yell "Ride it, bitch!"?

 

[Mucho]

hmm and why were you reading a ladies magazine on line? Lean back on chair.

 

[Legendary]

Originally posted by: Phil
So what if you grab your crotch and yell "Ride it, bitch!"?

She thinks: Yeah right.
He thinks: I shouldn't even have to be telling her this.
Idiot analyst says: He really wants to discuss your relationship and its future.

That was the stupidest thing I've read all day.

 

[Fenixgoon]

after reading the first thing its definitely bs

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: Legendary

Originally posted by: Phil
So what if you grab your crotch and yell "Ride it, bitch!"?

She thinks: Yeah right.
He thinks: I shouldn't even have to be telling her this.
Idiot analyst says: He really wants to discuss your relationship and its future.

That was the stupidest thing I've read all day.

Psychologist thinks: Oedipus complex.

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
That is not what your dad meant when he told you to go read a few girly mags.

- M4H

haha

 

[Tea Bag]

All of the those different gestrues should have been the same thing:

She thinks: "This is his weak attempt at being cool and detached,"
He thinks: "I hope she doesn't ask me a question, cause I'm not paying attention to a word is saying"
Stupid Magazine Says: "Yes. You are boring. He doesn't give a sh!t about what you have to say"

 

[Slacker]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
http://www.chatelaine.com/sexrelationsh...ticle.jsp?content=20050802_122425_5048

Thought I would share.

I'm thinking about how delicious you look. :shocked:

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: Phil

Originally posted by: Legendary

Originally posted by: Phil
So what if you grab your crotch and yell "Ride it, bitch!"?

She thinks: Yeah right.
He thinks: I shouldn't even have to be telling her this.
Idiot analyst says: He really wants to discuss your relationship and its future.

That was the stupidest thing I've read all day.

Psychologist thinks: Oedipus complex.

OMFG, that was so funny ¬_¬...

 

[mi xiao]

i really don't get why females have to read into everything a guy says and does.
WTF!

take everything as face value and if confused...ask.

 

[hypn0tik]

I'm going to go touch my chin now. I need to get aroused.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: mi xiao
i really don't get why females have to read into everything a guy says and does.
WTF!

take everything as face value and if confused...ask.

that's far too much to ask for

 

[mwmorph]

I hate all this crap about whay yuor man means or what your man wants. here, you want advice from a real man? forget the candles, relationship talk and that bubble bath.

Men only think 99.99% of the time I wish she would show up at the front door naked with a 12pack of beer in each hand

that's it no bs rose pedals and playing hard to get. men are so easy to please and we say what we mean. nothing else. stop reading between the lines.

 

[mi xiao]

Originally posted by: dug777
that's far too much to ask for

i know. and it means that oprah will always be on tv.

Originally posted by: mwmorph
Men only think 99.99% of the time I wish she would show up at the front door naked with a 12pack of beer in each hand

QFAT.
it works wonders.

 

[Crappopotamus]

sex therapist and body-language expert Pega Ren

*cough* quack doctor... ive never seen so much bs.

 

[Iron Woode]

Wow guys, don't take this stuff so seriously.

Its all based on the fact that humans have built in responses to certain situations and that we are not always aware of them.

When I think back to how I met my exGF, I realize that most of these responses did happen but I was unaware of them because I wasn't thinking about them, but instead thinking about how much fun she would be in bed.

 

[Fritzo]

What does it mean if I'm pulling a big booger out of my nose while you're talking to me?

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
What does it mean if I'm pulling a big booger out of my nose while you're talking to me?

It means that you are probably congested, and may need some decongestants. Howewever, you may have a hard time obtaining the decongestants as you may need to go to the pharmacy, and sign a release form that says you wan't make them into crystal methamptetamine.