/firstworldproblems

[ockky]

My dawgs lost the game last night. How will I make it thru the weekend?!

my vote for winners:

The new holiday Coke cans are the same color as the Diet Coke cans, when I take one out of the cooler I'm not sure which one I am getting.

Woke up this morning and grabbed a beer out of the fridge. It was warm - my wife had just restocked the fridge, but failed to rotate the cold beers to the front.

Dogs are watching Animal Planet in the bedroom. Wife is watching something gay in the living room. Son is watching cartoons in my office. I'm in my sons room watching tv on 19" tv because the rest were taken.

 

[spittledip]

This thread is disgusting. It is amusing, but still disgusting. Going back to P&N now.

 

[yh125d]

Dogs are watching Animal Planet in the bedroom. Wife is watching something gay in the living room. Son is watching cartoons in my office. I'm in my sons room watching tv on 19" tv because the rest were taken.

/firstworldproblems

You need to work on your stance of dominance.


boot the dogs outside

tell the kid to get in his room

get a kitchen tv for the wife

 

[pwnagesarus]

That is so horrible! :biggrin:

I can't stop laughing lmao.

http://www.quickmeme.com/Third-World-Success/

 

[LookBehindYou]

We have to go out to eat because we let the lasagna get cold. Wasn't worth stopping the movie we were watching to eat the lasagna. Now the lasagna is wasted.


/firstworldproblems

 

[blackangst1]

 

[Red Squirrel]

My cat keeps #occupying my chair when I step away. I then have to relocate her.

/firstworldproblems


Speaking of 1st world problems, Attawapiskat. LOL. "We live in a shack and need more money from the goverment". meanwhile there's a 55" LED TV in the background and the kids are playing Xbox. How about they work for their own money like everybody else. That's a whole other topic on it's own though... lol

 

[bfdd]

lolololol

 

[arcenite]

Getting a firearm purchasers ID in NJ for the second time because my address changed. Have to go through the whole process again. I ordered a shotgun over 6 months ago and its still sitting at the dealer because of this.

/thirdworldproblems turned into firstworldproblems by the state of NJ

 

[BudAshes]

Getting a firearm purchasers ID in NJ for the second time because my address changed. Have to go through the whole process again. I ordered a shotgun over 6 months ago and its still sitting at the dealer because of this.

/thirdworldproblems turned into firstworldproblems by the state of NJ

Now I know whose house to rob!

 

[child of wonder]

The website wouldn't allow copy and paste so when I registered I had to type my email address twice.

 

[yh125d]

I had to pick my language at the atm machine this is bullshit

 

[PottedMeat]

downloaded 8 gig of deus ex over steam, clicked 'play'

2 gig update starts downloading

/firstworldproblems

 

[zokudu]

Opened closet of soda to get a new bottle out, Dropped one on my right foot and now its swelling.

#firstworldproblems

 

[Corporate Thug]

The grand opening for the chiptole by my house was delayed so I had to drive 2.5 mi for chipotle instead of one.

#firstworldproblems

 

[Rage187]

My HD DVR jams up my network and makes surfing the net on my ipad really slow. It made me get up from my bed and reset my router.

#firstworldproblems

EDIT: and it took me 11 years to get 12,000 posts. BS.

 

[Printer Bandit]

ran out of toilet paper, so i had to use my hand.

#thirdworldproblems

 

[busydude]

ran out of toilet paper, so i had to use my hand.

#thirdworldproblems

Fail!

 

[DominionSeraph]

The website wouldn't allow copy and paste so when I registered I had to type my email address twice.

Oooh, I hate that!
----

My tube of toothpaste was almost empty. I had to work to get some out.

/firstworldproblems.

 

[Rage187]

Oooh, I hate that!
----

My tube of toothpaste was almost empty. I had to work to get some out.

/firstworldproblems.

Try this:

http://lifehacker.com/5856507/use-your-bathroom-counter-to-squeeze-out-the-last-drops-of-toothpaste

Works like a charm.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Couldn't thaw out meat for supper due to staying at work late and had to run to McDonalds instead.

#firstworldproblems

 

[Via]

I can't get a clear answer on whether the town leaf-vac truck is coming around for one more pass.

/first world problem

 

[DominionSeraph]

Try this:

http://lifehacker.com/5856507/use-your-bathroom-counter-to-squeeze-out-the-last-drops-of-toothpaste

Works like a charm.

That adds more problems. It requires more effort to begin with and then you have to make sure to only squeeze up from the bottom or else the toothpaste will go the wrong way.

/firstworldproblems

 

[Rage187]

I get kidney stones from too much calcium.

I have a stain on one tooth from too much floruide.

I have to take Ambien because my foam mattress still isn't soft enough.

I had to start putting more into my 401k to lower my tax liability.


#firstworldproblems

 

[DaveSimmons]

People aren't making me spend enough money for Child's Play matching, so I'll need to decide what else to spend it on. Single-malt scotch? H & B? Decisions, decisions . . . .