/firstworldproblems

[Cuda1447]

My wife is bringing home pizza for lunch, but it doesn't seem like she is going to be back by 1pm and I'll have to get my pizza while the football games have started. I'll miss plays!!!!



/firstworldproblems

 

[KLin]

It was down to 58 degrees in my apt this morning so I actually had to turn on my heater!!


/firstworldproblems

 

[BudAshes]

I didn't have power for 4 days and it has come back just in time for football. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

 

[Schfifty Five]

I have to drive to get some pizza from costco in a bit and it's lightly raining outside.

/fristworldproblems

 

[Ichinisan]

I have 15 kids and 3 babydaddies and SOMEONE should be held accountable!

/firstworldproblems

 

[ShawnD1]

I'm well-fed and healthy but my mommy's boyfriend sexually abuses me
/firstworldproblems

 

[Zeze]

/thirdworldsuccess

 

[Gothgar]

The new holiday Coke cans are the same color as the Diet Coke cans, when I take one out of the cooler I'm not sure which one I am getting.

 

[ShawnD1]

/thirdworldsuccess

That is so horrible! :biggrin:

 

[jupiter57]

It's supposed to turn colder here this week & the wife & I have to fly back to Ft. Lauderdale just to stay warm in her other home!

We just got back right before Thanksgiving.

 

[Drako]

Woke up this morning and grabbed a beer out of the fridge. It was warm - my wife had just restocked the fridge, but failed to rotate the cold beers to the front.

/firstworldproblems

 

[disappoint]

Everyone is making fun of my 11 year old daughter because she likes slushies. I told them consequences will never be the same and that I will backtrace them but now they just make fun of me and my Silver 2006 BMW M3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sandorski]

Just spent a minute reading this thread and now realize I have lost that minute forever!

/firstworldproblems

 

[Number1]

Just spent a minute reading this thread and now realize I have lost that minute forever!

/firstworldproblems

You're a slow reader.

 

[Jeff7]

I went to get some orange juice this morning, but realized that I was out of clean glasses because I hadn't run the dishwasher last night.

 

[LookBehindYou]

Dogs are watching Animal Planet in the bedroom. Wife is watching something gay in the living room. Son is watching cartoons in my office. I'm in my sons room watching tv on 19" tv because the rest were taken.

/firstworldproblems

 

[Fingolfin269]

I had to get up to retrieve the remote earlier because I left it at the other chair next to the fireplace.

/firstworldproblems

 

[BudAshes]

Dogs are watching Animal Planet in the bedroom. Wife is watching something gay in the living room. Son is watching cartoons in my office. I'm in my sons room watching tv on 19" tv because the rest were taken.

/firstworldproblems

umm... your dogs are watching your tv? That's not a first world problem, that just means you are retarded.

 

[BudAshes]

I'm well-fed and healthy but my mommy's boyfriend sexually abuses me
/firstworldproblems

wtf?

 

[Drako]

umm... your dogs are watching your tv? That's not a first world problem, that just means you are retarded.

Some people have no sense of humor

 

[Gothgar]

Some people have no sense of humor

Sounds like a first world problem

I have to mow my lawn today, and cut some wood for the wife, I wont have any time to read or game

/firstworldproblems

 

[Corporate Thug]

using /firstworldproblems instead of #firstworldproblems

 

[Ichinisan]

using /firstworldproblems instead of #firstworldproblems

<FirstWorldProblems>
People who think everyone else should use Twitter hash tags.
</FirstWorldProblems>

/me is annoyed.

 

[DominionSeraph]

My coffee maker leaks about a 1/8oz of water each pot. It's tiring having to wipe that spot every day, so I'm going to have to go get a new one.

 

[ElFenix]

cowboys are on tv rather than packers
#firstworldproblems