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First X-rated operating system.

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Inspired by Ubuntu, see announcement here

One interesting feature:

Another important feature is the PANIC mode (also called
the WIFE mode), which will immediately hide anything
incriminating from the filesystem and memory when the
user hits a certain key combination. "Since this is a
kernel-level feature," Hefner said, "It can fool commands
like df into thinking that the /usr/porn folder is
actually /usr/lib. Until you enter the right password,
absolutely all traces of you-know-what will be
invisible."
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a Linux groupie who
waited in line to purchase a limited edition LinuXXX
boxed set (with discreet brown paper bag) for $69.95.
"This will be the perfect addition to my bachelor pad of
doom."

lol @ him


But LinuXXX contains much more than scandalous splash
screens and desktop wallpaper. A special kernel module
implements a stealth TCP/IP stack called ARMCHAIR (Adult
Reading Material Completely Hidden Advanced Interface
Regulator) that makes it possible to download
pornographic material over a public network without
detection.


"ARMCHAIR uses steganography to embed the... um...
content inside legitimate HTTP traffic," Hefner
explained. "A packet sniffer would think you were
accessing Google, when in fact you were downloading
from... well, I don't want to reveal my favorite source."

neat
 
Originally posted by: djdrastic
Ehh couldnt the programmers rather have given us better wireless support , in Linux rather than this ?
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Who said there aren't people working on this?
 
Originally posted by: djdrastic
Ehh couldnt the programmers rather have given us better wireless support , in Linux rather than this ?
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No problem. After the card vendors give us the driver-level documentation for the cards.
 
Originally posted by: djdrastic
Ehh couldnt the programmers rather have given us better wireless support , in Linux rather than this ?
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Oh this will help. Porn has always been a catalyst to network improvement. It was the first big thing driving broadband access to homes and now it's forcing higher bandwidth support for mobile devices. When the driver writers (on their wirelessly connected linuxxx machines) can't get their porn fast enough they'll do some good development, you can count on it. 😛
 
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