1. pay off moms mortgage
2. hire a PI to harass my father for the fark of it
3. buy myself a better bike, in fact 3 of them (a DH/FR rig, a nice road bike, and an SS)
3b. Buy myself an R32 from germany, black on black on black, smoked tails, smoked HIDs, ATP stage III, and 18" OZ F1 Cup 3-pieces in black
4. Buy my girl a VW passat wagon, 4motion, v6... blow her chrysler up with a flamethrower
5. pay fine for doing above damage
6. buy myself a nice house
7. re-do college... get a better GPA than a 2.76 at Cornell (500K should get me a 3.5 at harvard)
8. turn it all into coins, then fill a room with them, and SWIM in it!!!!!
9. invest it... AMD, M$, and ibm