First serious Darwin Awards contender for 2002...

glenn1

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A Tallahassee man trying to hotfoot it away from the cops had to do the stop, drop and roll when his trousers caught fire Sunday. Police said 30-year-old Carl Franklin would have kept right on running - trailing smoke and ashes - if his pants hadn't dropped to his ankles and tripped him up.

Tallahassee Police Officer Seth Stoughton spotted Franklin about 11 p.m. standing by a fence on Kissimmee Street. Franklin's pants were down, and he had both hands in front of him. Stoughton suspected he was about to urinate. When the officer shouted, Franklin yanked up his pants and turned to run.

"We prepare for a lot of stuff, but I'd never expected to see the man's pants on fire," Stoughton said. "His pocket was outlined in red, and it was clearly smoldering." Apparently, Franklin had been smoking a Newport when he stopped to heed nature's call. Lacking anywhere to put his smoke, he'd just slipped it into his pocket.

Stoughton chased after the man in the burning pants, yelling for him to hit the ground. Franklin kept going - until his trousers slipped from his grasp and pooled at his feet. He took a tumble, and Stoughton dived on top of him, slapping at the fire. Franklin was still trying to get away, punching and kicking, until another officer arrived and quickly cut away the burning pants. Stoughton arrested Franklin on a charge of resisting arrest, handcuffed him and took him to jail.

"About halfway to the jail, he was still shouting that his pants were on fire," Stoughton said.

The officer reported Franklin "smelled strongly of an alcoholic beverage and appeared intoxicated."




 

cjchaps

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If we were lucky he would have burned his nads off so he couldn't reproduce...
 

aphex

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<< You have to die to qualify for a Darwin award. >>
 

pyonir

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lol, yeah i heard about this on the radio during my commute to work. what a dope.
 

InfectedMushroom

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hahahahaha. this reminds me.

when i got my DUI a few years ago i spent the night in the "drunk tank" in the sf jail. one other guy was there. guess what he did? he got out of a club dead drunk, spotted a police car outside and decided it would be a good idea to pee on it. he got beat up quite good for it, not that he could remember much.
 
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<< You have to die to qualify for a Darwin award. >>


Wrong. You just have to remove your genes from the pool.
 

Amused

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<< You have to die to qualify for a Darwin award. >>



To be technical, you should have to die BEFORE breeding. If you've already had kids, your death hasn't rid the world of your genes.
 

Soulflare

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<< << You have to die to qualify for a Darwin award. >>

Wrong. You just have to remove your genes from the pool.
>>



Well, I guess he has removed his jeans from the pool. ;)