First razors, now toilet paper

[CPA]

Just when you thought 2-ply was enough.

And no, I don't have a fascination with toilet paper, I saw an add in the coupon booklet in today's paper.

 

[BigJ]

3-ply? I may as well be wiping my ass with a hand towel!

 

[BlackTigers]

Everyone, prepare your plungers.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

From the title, I thought it was the latest item banned on airplanes.

 

[TestedAcorn]

Why spend so much money on stuff that you just flush down a toilet.

 

[JohnCU]

i foresee calls to plumbers increasing exponentially.

 

[shortylickens]

Why are all these companies concerned about my anus? What the hell did my anus ever do to them? Why cant they just leave my anus alone?

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Why are all these companies concerned about my anus? What the hell did my anus ever do to them? Why cant they just leave my anus alone?

They're trying to help your anus, not hurt it. They know what's best for your anus, just like the guberment knows how best to run your life.

 

[ballmode]

Those Charmin bears scare me.... "Does a bear shit in the woods" when you see the commercial... they do

 

[dsity]

from personal experience,

the tp that's a little rougher tends to clean better.

 

[Squisher]

3-ply? As long as it's not steel belted radial.


Sometimes it takes me a few moments to get the two ply back in sync. What will happen if all three plys go out of phase. This is madness.

 

[DeliciousTacos]

/old man We used to wipe our ass with sandpaper! And we liked it that way! /oldman

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Wait for the new 5 ply corn cob shape.

 

[mugs]

You don't need more layers to make a better toilet paper. I've used 1 ply toilet papers that were better than some 2 ply toilet papers - including Quilted Northern, which sucks. I'll take 2-ply Kleenex Cottonelle over 3 ply Quilted Northern.

 

[IGBT]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Everyone, prepare your plungers.

..true. this isn't going to work well wit low floe heads. It's a plot by the plumbers union.

 

[schizoid77]

Should have to use less since there's more to each wipe. I don't see a problem here unless you're a mad wadder.

 

[Nik]

Pretty soon we'll be wiping our asses with hand towels.

 

[schizoid77]

I've used Bounty before and it still flushes...

 

[manowar821]

F-ing consumerism.

 

[aircooled]

Why not just make 1-ply thicker?

 

[RichardE]

I like the rough/coarse 2ply, cleans better and takes the dead skin cells with it

Sandpaper would be preferable

 

[IEC]

Kirkland (Costco house brand) is more than good enough already.

At school I have the low-quality 1-ply half cardboard kind which does the job. It's TP...

 

[Wheezer]

3 ply is a bit too much, but I do not mind paying more for quality TP....I mean if you wipe your bung with something cheap that irritates, causes inflammation and discomfort...it is not like a mosquito bite on your arm that you can just nonchalantly scratch in the course of conversation and no one will notice.

Digging at your itchy ass in an interview certainly is not gonna win you points, and if your trying be smooth with the ladies....well I don't think "ass picker" is something they put high on the priority list.

No, no....when it comes to quality tp....no price is too high.

 

[BoomerD]

Now if they'd just come up with a TP that was "finger-proof" they'd have a winner!

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: Nik
Pretty soon we'll be wiping our asses with hand towels.

Already gotcha beat on that one.