First porn star in space. Blastoff March 2014

[techs]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/01/coco-brown-first-porn-star-in-space_n_2567586.html

Coco Brown In Training To Be First Porn Star In Space

Sometime in March 2014, an adult actress hopes to make one small step for porn and one giant step for pornkind.

Coco Brown, 34, who, using that name as well as "Honey Love," has starred in porn epics like "Big Booty Bomb 2," "Sugarwalls Slop Shots" and "It Don't Matter, Just Don't Bite 5" is now in the Netherlands training to become the first adult star and the second African America woman to take the journey into that final frontier.

Brown, who is based in Germany, said the opportunity to go where no porn star has gone before is being provided by SpaceXC, a private company in the Netherlands attempting to make private space travel viable by Spring of next year.


http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/79/38369042.jpg

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Will they need to design a better rocket to handle that heavy a payload?

 

[WelshBloke]

Hope they hose down the inside of the spacex well afterwards.

 

[Printer Bandit]

they should use her to do research about sex in space.

 

[andylawcc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg2u_De8j5o

 

[thecoolnessrune]

"Sugarwalls Slop Shots" had me rolling

 

[SandEagle]

its like throwing a hot dog in outer space. where will it land? in Uranus.

 

[WelshBloke]

"Sugarwalls Slop Shots" had me rolling

The fact that there were 4 previous "It don't matter, just don't bite" films is also a bit of an eye opener.

 

[Newbian]

Sounds like something that should always be done for future missions.

This way when we meet aliens she can be ready to do her job to make them happy enough not to destroy humanity.

 

[Thebobo]

$100,000 not bad but they don't even have a ship built yet

 

[brainhulk]

Facial from 20 ft away, "here it comes! "

20 seconds later...

Coco gets it

 

[techs]

Is her butt even going to fit in the capsule?

 

[tboo]

What is it with black chicks & those super long finger nails?

 

[Pardus]

how long till family guy does a episode on this ?

 

[Baked]

The good news is if there is a crack in the capsule, she can seal it with her booty.

 

[Quakester]

All that smell and no place for it to go.

 

[SearchMaster]

inb4 Quebert tells you how stupid you all are...

 

[Leros]

 

[Heller]

is it just me or does this chick look like shes in drag and possibly a guy.


has to be a guy, i mean look at the size of her nostrils.

 

[techs]

is it just me or does this chick look like shes in drag and possibly a guy.


has to be a guy, i mean look at the size of her nostrils.

Well, she probably spends a lot of time breathing thru her nose.

 

[OlafSicky]

I have o idea who she is

 

[arrfep]

The good news is if there is a crack in the capsule, she can seal it with her booty.

I believe that's actually the title of the film she'll be making.

 

[dmcowen674]

First porn star in space. Blastoff March 2014

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/01/coco-brown-first-porn-star-in-space_n_2567586.html

Coco Brown In Training To Be First Porn Star In Space

Sometime in March 2014, an adult actress hopes to make one small step for porn and one giant step for pornkind.

Coco Brown, 34, who, using that name as well as "Honey Love," has starred in porn epics like "Big Booty Bomb 2," "Sugarwalls Slop Shots" and "It Don't Matter, Just Don't Bite 5" is now in the Netherlands training to become the first adult star and the second African America woman to take the journey into that final frontier.

Brown, who is based in Germany, said the opportunity to go where no porn star has gone before is being provided by SpaceXC, a private company in the Netherlands attempting to make private space travel viable by Spring of next year.


http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/79/38369042.jpg

The only chance she has of getting into space March 2014 is if she came here and takes a ride on my rocket.