first joke since i can remember on jay that actually made me lol

dolph

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"mcdonald's is now going to be open 24 hours a day, and if americans still aren't fat enough they'll start delivering"
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Stojakapimp

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jay leno actually has a pretty funny monologue. Certainly more funny than Conan's, and I never watch Letterman so I wouldn't know
 

Syringer

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"I think Tyson is definitely the most qualified to be governor. I mean he has the build of Arnold, the financial skills of Davis, and the voice of Barbara Streisand..he's definitely a shoe-in".