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First Drive: 2006 Hummer H3

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I saw someone taking one for a test drive. I couldn't help but think "Awww look at the baby hummer, it's so cute!!!"😀
 
Originally posted by: RedCOMET
I'll stick with the original humvee. None of that H2 crap for me.
Any of you guys want to help me with some donations for my "Hummer fund"??? 😉


you forgot the "hummer gas fund" 😉
 
GM is using the inline 5 engines for the H3 because the H3 share the same engines with the Colorado and Canyon trucks. All these three vehicles are building/assembling in the same plant at Shreveport, LA. Bottom line = cost savings.
 
It's easy for people to hate you when you drive a Hummer H2. You're the bad boy in the neighborhood. The one who scares the old people. The one who ran over the rosebushes.

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it's more likely they hate you because you're a POSEUR.
 
the h3 is such a POS. it's truly the desecration of the hummer name. One of these came into work the other day, and all I could think of is WTF. The lines are kind of similar to the 300m/magnum...except lift it like 10 inches and put on some gigantic ugly ass fenders and then put on some wheels that are WAY TOO SMALL.

this vehicle is such a poser vehicle omg. h1's or bust
 
Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
the h3 is such a POS. it's truly the desecration of the hummer name. One of these came into work the other day, and all I could think of is WTF. The lines are kind of similar to the 300m/magnum...except lift it like 10 inches and put on some gigantic ugly ass fenders and then put on some wheels that are WAY TOO SMALL.

this vehicle is such a poser vehicle omg. h1's or bust

What I don't get is why driving a bigger vehicle makes one more "manlier". All it says is that your penis is microscopic.
 
Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
the h3 is such a POS. it's truly the desecration of the hummer name. One of these came into work the other day, and all I could think of is WTF. The lines are kind of similar to the 300m/magnum...except lift it like 10 inches and put on some gigantic ugly ass fenders and then put on some wheels that are WAY TOO SMALL.

this vehicle is such a poser vehicle omg. h1's or bust

What I don't get is why driving a bigger vehicle makes one more "manlier". All it says is that your penis is microscopic.

I'd prefer a nice medium sized vehicle with a huuuge engine. It's like having an average sized wang that shoots 500 metric fvckloads of cvm.
 
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
I gotta wonder what GM is thinking putting in an inline 5 from the Colorado


220HP x 3.06 first gear x 4.88 rear axle = 3,286HP at peak RPM in first gear to the wheels.

For reference, an Acura MDX is very close the same weight (~4500lbs)

265HP x 2.693 first gear x 4.375 rear axle = 3,122HP at peak RPM in first gear to the wheels.

Go shoot yourself.
You should use the torque, not the power for those calculations
 
Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
the h3 is such a POS. it's truly the desecration of the hummer name. One of these came into work the other day, and all I could think of is WTF. The lines are kind of similar to the 300m/magnum...except lift it like 10 inches and put on some gigantic ugly ass fenders and then put on some wheels that are WAY TOO SMALL.

this vehicle is such a poser vehicle omg. h1's or bust

What I don't get is why driving a bigger vehicle makes one more "manlier". All it says is that your penis is microscopic.

I'd prefer a nice medium sized vehicle with a huuuge engine. It's like having an average sized wang that shoots 500 metric fvckloads of cvm.

woah
 
What a sack of crap. 3.5L and.... 220HP?
It's a poser's car, no good for town, not that hot at offroading... basically for men really deep in the closet or with minute manhoods.

It'd have to be a toyota for me if I were to get an offroad vehicle. Something serious, not this clownmobile.
 
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