Alright, here is the car without any detailing at all... I purposefully show all the horrors of my shitty car(I can't even show you the engine compartment because it is just so god damn horridly dirty, oh and the windshield wiper fluid stuff doesn't work even though it's full apparently?! I hear the little motor thing work but it doesn't shoot any fluid?)
Beware, these photos are like two megabytes a piece!
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Slideshow! http://img46.imageshack.us/slideshow/webplayer.php?id=001hr.jpg
Oh, and I've already vacuumed it somewhat. I spent over an hour vacuuming I am sure but it isn't really that clean... It needs some professionally help and some wiping down. Oh and I got new windshield wipers. RainX Latitude... They were spendy but consumer reports say they last the longest and perform quite evenly over the length of time you use them.

(They don't work great then go to shit fast... They just work pretty good and keep working pretty good)