I'm all in favor of government getting out of the marriage business and issuing only civil unions, leaving marriage to the churches (several of which have no problem marrying gays.) What I DON'T want is civil unions for gays and marriage for normals, creating two separate bodies of law that will inevitably begin diverging. I really, really want this debate to be over, and separate but equal just means the battle goes on.
This.
Civil unions for all in the eyes of the government. If you want some other title then go to your church and obtain it but in the eyes of the government you and your spouse have entered into a civil union, regardless of gay or straight.
This is such an easy friggen solution. The religious nuts still get to keep the "sanctity of marriage" and everyone enjoys equal rights from the government. Done deal, whats the next issue?
BTW, anyone who brings pedophilia or marrying animals or any other absurd argument into a discussion involving two consenting adults is an idiot.