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Wallydraigle

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Nov 27, 2000
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Today I was in Big Lots just killing a few minutes before the Chinese joint I wanted to eat at opened up, and they had this big chest there for sale. It wasn't really a nice chest, but I was checking it out and I opened it up. Inside there was a smaller chest just like it, only smaller. I totally didn't see that coming. Intrigued, I opened that chest also. Inside the second chest was a third one smaller yet. Determined to do whatever I needed to do to get to the bottom of this, I then opened the third chest and was shocked by my discovery. There in the center of the bottom of the smallest chest was a quarter. I snatched that beyotch up and as I was holding it I wandered why someone would leave it there like that. I realized that it quite possibly had been inside someone's rectum before I found it (a la "ass pennies"), but then I realized that I just didn't care, and put it in my pocket. I mean hey, free quarter. God, I rock.
 
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Wallydraigle

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Nov 27, 2000
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Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon
i've never heard of ass pennies :eek: i'm never going to pick up any change I find again :(:(:(:(:(
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"I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska! Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with."
 
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