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Finally, the mouse OF YOUR DREAMS!

learn to link noob!

Edit: a review:
Pros: -This mouse can travel through time using its 4D scroll wheel.
-Black and blue is my favorite color combination
-Mouse cord is long enough to make a decent noose.
Cons: -I had to sell my car to afford it
-Star crossed love
Other Thoughts: I bought this mouse knowing that it would make all of my computer mousing dreams come true and I WAS RIGHT. The power of its 4D wheel has allowed me to move beyond time and travel to distant stars. During my travels I fell in love with a space princess and we made love across the universe. Unfortunately her father did not approve and I was exiled. They took my faithful mouse and marooned me back on Earth. I am currently accepting charitable donations so that I can go out and find my lover.


LOLOLOL!!!
 
When e-tailers mistakenly label an item with a stupidly low price ($399.00 item mistakenly labled $39.99) they don't honor it. You think NE will refund your money if you buy this $4K mouse? I'll be they wouldn't even give you next day shipping for free. 🙄

And the mouse of my dreams is a $10 optical mouse using Maria Sharpova's bikini line as a mousepad. :wub:
 
I wrote a review... I hope it gets approved...

Holy crap, it looks like they removed all the reviews! NOOOO
 
lol wow, and I like the fact that someone actually bought it just to write a review LOL. NM I see it's gone now?

I don't get it though, what's so special about this mouse exactly? Is it the 800 DPI? What's the typical DPI of a mouse anyway? And it's PS2, really? Even Monster Cables have a selling point, it may not be valid, but at least they sorta have a reason to be ridiculously priced. (usually gold plated, and stuff like that)
 
lol wow, and I like the fact that someone actually bought it just to write a review LOL. NM I see it's gone now?

I don't get it though, what's so special about this mouse exactly? Is it the 800 DPI? What's the typical DPI of a mouse anyway? And it's PS2, really? Even Monster Cables have a selling point, it may not be valid, but at least they sorta have a reason to be ridiculously priced. (usually gold plated, and stuff like that)

4D scroll wheel.
 
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