Finally Republicans act to deal with a real threat……

Moonbeam

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
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VRAMdemon

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Lol ... wtf? The Republicans (in every state) are just a complete fucking joke anymore, and getting worse by the day...

So ...The Tennessee Senate has passed a bill banning chemtrails, which, for those of you playing along at home, do not exist. Well, I guess the unicorn ban has been 100% successful, so there’s that.

A nice money-spinning opportunity for someone too; everyone can have peace of mind when my hollowed-out barcode scanners chemtrail detectors do not beep, confirming the absence of dangerous chemicals. Also ... I’d be willing to sell the Tennessee State Legislature my anti-chemtrail rock for $10,000.
 
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[DHT]Osiris

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Lol ... wtf? The Republicans (in every state) are just a complete fucking joke anymore, and getting worse by the day...

So ...The Tennessee Senate has passed a bill banning chemtrails, which, for those of you playing along at home, do not exist. Well, I guess the unicorn ban has been 100% successful, so there’s that.

A nice money-spinning opportunity for someone too; everyone can have peace of mind when my hollowed-out barcode scanners chemtrail detectors do not beep, confirming the absence of dangerous chemicals. Also ... I’d be willing to sell the Tennessee State Legislature my anti-chemtrail rock for $10,000.
Dems should one up them and put up a bill to ban super-chemtrails, then run ads on how r's are doing nothing about super-chemtrails.
 

IronWing

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As long as the lizard people scientists claim that the purpose of the chemtrails is to promote gender change and not alter the weather, they are good to go. :)
 
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BoomerD

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The idea is that the government, or shadowy private organizations, are pumping out toxic chemicals, with the aim being anything from modifying the weather to controlling a population’s minds.
This is not happening, scientists say.
“There’s no such thing as chemtrails,” said Alan Robock, a climate science professor at Rutgers university. “If you look at the sky, sometimes you see contrails from airplanes – condensation trails – and they’re just made out of water. It’s the same thing that happens in the winter when you breathe out and you see a little cloud in front of your mouth. It’s a mixture of warm, humid air with cold, dry air.”
Su-ure...that's just what they want you to believe...
 
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Pohemi

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Is there any other nation in the world with imbeciles in government who write laws about conspiracy theories and other non-existent "threats"?

How long until the GOP starts writing legislation to outlaw unicorns and Sasquatch? Because we're just about there. The idiocy knows no bounds, and these are the people we elect to run our towns/cities/states/country.
 

hal2kilo

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Is there any other nation in the world with imbeciles in government who write laws about conspiracy theories and other non-existent "threats"?

How long until the GOP starts writing legislation to outlaw unicorns and Sasquatch? Because we're just about there. The idiocy knows no bounds, and these are the people we elect to run our towns/cities/states/country.
I would leave Sasquatch out of this.
 
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Paratus

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Someone should tell them that CO2 and H2O are "chemicals, chemical compounds, substances" and that farts contain hydrocarbons.
If it passes, absolutely do that. Airplanes inject all kinds of chemicals and chemical compounds from combustion into the air.

Have the airlines all say they are pulling out of Tennessee if this passes since they’ll have no way to comply and watch how fast this gets overturned.
 
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WelshBloke

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If it passes, absolutely do that. Airplanes inject all kinds of chemicals and chemical compounds from combustion into the air.

Have the airlines all say they are pulling out of Tennessee if this passes since they’ll have no way to comply and watch how fast this gets overturned.
I was going to say doesn't this "Legislation banning the “intentional injection, release, or dispersion, by any means, of chemicals, chemical compounds, substances”" pretty much out the kibosh on air travel in general?
 

WelshBloke

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No, the legislation says that the entity doing the emitting has to say that it is expressly intended to change climate or weather.

The legislation is utterly pointless grand standing.
Ok that's hilarious! I assume that these people know how stupid they are?

I'd be "oh my chemicals are fine then, they are for mind control only"!
 
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