Finally. Bacon flavored.....

[techs]

http://www.digtriad.com/news/watercooler/article/277654/176/Sizzling-Idea-Bacon-Flavored-Condoms

Bacon flavored.....condoms.


Bacon Flavored Condoms, J&D's New Sizzling Idea

J&D a purveyor of interesting flavored items like bacon shaving cream and Sriracha lip balm is now offering bacon-flavored condoms. The latex prophylactics are printed to look just like the breakfast side dish and filled with "baconlube," a water-based lubricant that is advertised to taste and smell like the greasy, fried meat.

The entire package is sealed in a white wrapper featuring an image of you guessed it bacon.

"Every Bacon Condom has been rigorously tested to help ensure reliability and the utmost safety for when you're makin' Bacon," the company claims on its website.

 

[Baked]

So their target demographic is manly man?

 

[Mixolydian]

is this for the woman or the man?

 

[SKORPI0]

Bill Gates approves. :awe:

 

[Slew Foot]

what if your partner is vegetarian?

 

[Pardus]

Scope ‘Introduces’ Bacon Mouthwash With A Mint Finish

 

[TwiceOver]

The odd thing is that I knew it was going to be condoms before clicking in.

 

[T9D]

If I wanted my penis to smell like pig I do a fatty

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

"Bacon flavored condoms...for whenever you want to pork her."

 

[MonKENy]

whelp looks like im going gay

 

[Centauri]

Man. I knew it was gonna be condoms before I even clicked the thread link.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

om nom?

 

[manimal]

The vegetarian version is coming out. Tastes like chicken

 

[The_Dude8]

They should come out with a mj flavor condom, so more females will be enjoying giving you bj.

 

[IronWing]

That would certainly be a conversation starter. "Honey, look! I bought bacon flavored condoms."

 

[mmntech]

Nothing says sexy like the scent of processed salted pork bellies.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

The vegetarian version is coming out. Tastes like chicken

Do you sample condom flavors frequently or just occasionally?

:awe:

 

[manimal]

Do you sample condom flavors frequently or just occasionally?

:awe:

why did the rooster cross the road?

to go hit that hen with bacon flavored condoms!

 

[SKORPI0]

more bacon.... :biggrin:

http://youtu.be/Tc_iT1bSrJM

 

[nightspydk]

Meat is good.

 

[Kadarin]

To go with that bacon condom, how about some bacon lube? http://store.baconsalt.com/baconlube_p_60.html

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

why did the rooster cross the road?

to go hit that hen with bacon flavored condoms!

You're not doing it right. Never cross the road. Make them come to you and be sure they bring their own condom flavor of choice too. Anything else is potential trouble.