Finally, a definitive explaination of the terms "Geek" and "Dork".

[yllus]

Thanks go to Piled Higher And Deeper: A grad student comic strip.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Here's something to add: A lot of girls I knew in college liked to called themselves "dorks" to offset their other reputable adjectives, most commonly "whore." Never has these whores ever called themselves "geeks" though, even a whore has a standard, I guess.

 

[Wallydraigle]

A geek is a clown that bites the heads off of chickens. A dork is a whale's penis.

 

[Dufman]

that makes me a geek, but not a dork

and a nerd is someone who personifies the dorkness with tapped glasses and suspenders

 

[GnomeCop]

what a dork

 

[mosco]

Originally posted by: lirion
A geek is a clown that bites the heads off of chickens. A dork is a whale's penis.

I thought you were joking until I just read dictionary.com...

 

[iwearnosox]

There's a lot of dorks celebrating their marriages tonight in San Francisco.