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Final Joke for a while: This one is hilarious! Made me snort. . .

episodic

episodic

Lifer
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.

Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.

"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."

The wife gently interrupts him.

"Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."

The man then dies, happy.




The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
 
Originally posted by: episodic
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.

Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.

"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."

The wife gently interrupts him.

"Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."

The man then dies, happy.




The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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lmfao...7/10
 
Originally posted by: episodic
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.

Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.

"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."

The wife gently interrupts him.

"Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."

The man then dies, happy.




The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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I remember a Spanish song from back-in-the-day that relates to this joke well.
 
Originally posted by: gutharius
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
It wold have been funnier if it wasn't so predictable.
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I also read this to someone else who has never heard the joke and even before I finished they had already guessed the punchline just as I had. I had already read your last joke that was way to similar and that kinda ruined it for me as well. Sorry man but 1/10.
 
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