FHM's "Who the Hell Are You?"

[asabour]

I was recently down in San Pedro, Belize for a scuba trip and one day Brooke Burke (from E!'s Wild On) showed up and was doing a photo-shoot on the beach. Well, I'm an 18 year old male, so naturally I knew who she was. Anyways, I grew some balls and asked her for a picture, which made my trip 100x better. But after returning to Salt Lake and developing my pictures, I found some mofo in the background with a sleezy smile interrupting my glory picture. I'm gonna send it in to FHM's "Who the Hell Are You?", which shows just these things.

here is the picture URL. My hair is all jacked cuz I had just been scuba-diving.
Me and Brooke Burke

Now before sending it in, FHM includes a little blurb that the submitters sent with the picture. If some of you could help me write a good one that would increase my chances of getting it submitted, that would be great . Here's my attempt:

"After a scuba-diving session in San Pedro, Belize, I spotted the sexy-hot Brooke Burke enjoying a drink on the beach. I grew some balls and asked her for a picture, but after I getting it developed I noticed some dork in the background detracting from this beautiful goddess. Hey, who the hell are you?"

It sucks, but help me write a better one so it will get in the next issue!

 

[ProUser]

There are only 2 problems that I see.

1. (And this is your kicker) The guy in the background, really isn't in the way. I get FHM, and all the pictures they put in there are to the extreme. Someone is doing a reach around and grabbing a females breast. Or some drunk dude is sticking his tongue out 1/2cm away from someone's ear. In your picture, the guy is in the far background, simply sitting there.

2. (Not a big problem) I believe you that it's her. But, at least in my opinion, if you didn't mention her name I wouldn't have been "oh crap, thats the girl from Wild On."

I would suggest (only my suggestion), trying to incorporate the words "from E!'s Wild On", and maybe try playing with "backseat _____". The first thing I thought of when I did notice the guy (was distracted by two huge inflation devices), that he looked kind of like a backseat driver. Maybe change the word driver into something funny.. (if possible).

Just some ideas..

 

[asabour]

Thanks ProUser, that was constructive. I wasn't gonna send it in either but all my friends say I should and in the March 2002 issue the people are kinda in the background too, so we'll see.

 

[tigerbait]

did you try to hook up with her?

BTW, FHM might not publish because they may not want to publish a Brooke Burke pic without permission

 

[Jzero]

LOL
Whenever I see someone taking a picture in my general direction I try to do something weird like pick my nose.
I alsways wonder if they go to look at the picture later and someone is like 'Who is that whacko in the backgrounding picking his nose?'
Hehe

 

[DanFungus]

LOL
Whenever I see someone taking a picture in my general direction I try to do something weird like pick my nose.
I alsways wonder if they go to look at the picture later and someone is like 'Who is that whacko in the backgrounding picking his nose?'
Hehe

......*gasp*
I have a new mission in life!
*puts on cape*
*jumps through window, and runs away*

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

:Q

 

[Stallion]

I only have two works big guy....Nice rack.




Her, not you.

 

[chiwawa626]

LOL...you should just photoshop him out ...anyways brook is pretty hot, anyone see her playboy pics? Shes even hot naked but i think shes cuter and sweeter with clothes-on (skimpy cloths)

 

[asabour]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Shes even hot naked

Wow, a supermodel that is actually hot even when she's naked. Imagine that

 

[bizmark]

I think she looks a lot hotter in that pic than in most pics I've seen her in. I usually find her slightly funny-looking.

Sorry I couldn't be more constructive

 

[kermalou]

she's a lot hotter driving a ferrari coupe with a child in the back seat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

milf to the extreme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!