Fenixgoon went to a club last night!

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: Aimster
Drink before you go to the club
act like a fool
get a girl who is too drunk to realize

bring her home and have sex with her
hope that when you wake up she is a she

except for the fact that that will land you jailtime in PA

why would this land you in jail?

in pennsylvania, if you have sex with someone while they are intoxicated, it is automatically considered statutory rape, regardless of the circumstances, IIRC.

Originally posted by: SirStev0
no alcohol ftl.

nah, its 17 to enter, 21 to drink

edit: i turned 20, but im not big on alcohol anyway.. don't see the point in getting drunk

 

[OSX]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
you're fired for using 'club' as a verb

At least he only used it as a helper verb.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: OSX

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
you're fired for using 'club' as a verb

At least he only used it as a helper verb.

i also club baby seals

 

[firebyyrd]

Originally posted by: thejackal1
I found out that listening to more hip hop makes you more comfortable on the dance floor.

spending less time on the computer, and more time on the dance floor makes you more comfortable =]

 

[duragezic]

Happy belated bday!


When I first seen this thread today, I was like he went to a club last night, but was talking coherently to me last night after he would've been home from that? Heh oh well a year goes by quick as hell normally. I don't do clubs either, but if I do it has to at least involved heavy drinking, and even better is going there with hot girls while wasted.. THEN I'll go to a damn club.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: duragezic
Happy belated bday!


When I first seen this thread today, I was like he went to a club last night, but was talking coherently to me last night after he would've been home from that? Heh oh well a year goes by quick as hell normally. I don't do clubs either, but if I do it has to at least involved heavy drinking, and even better is going there with hot girls while wasted.. THEN I'll go to a damn club.

i guess you'd frequent the 21+ only then

 

[alkemyst]

You really don't have to grab a chick's ass to dance..but 'asking' is a bit gay.

If you are dancing by her, try and dance in with her...if she is interested she will dance 'back'.

If you are at a club though and at totally hands off 100%, you will probably find it hard to get a chick...just my experince; it's not a church social.

 

[Whisper]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
You really don't have to grab a chick's ass to dance..but 'asking' is a bit gay.

If you are dancing by her, try and dance in with her...if she is interested she will dance 'back'.

If you are at a club though and at totally hands off 100%, you will probably find it hard to get a chick...just my experince; it's not a church social.

This is generally true; a$$-grabbing doesn't work very often, but in most instances, you have to be a bit adventurous to succeed. Generally because most girls who go to clubs don't do so to find guys; the ones that are looking are usually more familiar with the whole "club" scene and know what they want, so they aren't very big on the whole timidity/uncertainty/even gentlemanly thing.

Then again, that's a huge generalization. Although, as with most things, it's much easier to dance with a girl if you and/or your friends know her or her friends. That way they know you aren't a total whacko.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Whisper

This is generally true; a$$-grabbing doesn't work very often, but in most instances, you have to be a bit adventurous to succeed. Generally because most girls who go to clubs don't do so to find guys; the ones that are looking are usually more familiar with the whole "club" scene and know what they want, so they aren't very big on the whole timidity/uncertainty/even gentlemanly thing.

Then again, that's a huge generalization. Although, as with most things, it's much easier to dance with a girl if you and/or your friends know her or her friends. That way they know you aren't a total whacko.

Girls go to clubs to find guys, not to find relationships. There is a difference in that cliche. If you are talking 16-18 year olds then probably they are just looking to hang out then.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Whisper

This is generally true; a$$-grabbing doesn't work very often, but in most instances, you have to be a bit adventurous to succeed. Generally because most girls who go to clubs don't do so to find guys; the ones that are looking are usually more familiar with the whole "club" scene and know what they want, so they aren't very big on the whole timidity/uncertainty/even gentlemanly thing.

Then again, that's a huge generalization. Although, as with most things, it's much easier to dance with a girl if you and/or your friends know her or her friends. That way they know you aren't a total whacko.

Girls go to clubs to find guys, not to find relationships. There is a difference in that cliche. If you are talking 16-18 year olds then probably they are just looking to hang out then.

true...i'd probably do better the 2nd time though

btw, there were some funny looking people (including guys that were wannabe lee hotti's)

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Whisper

This is generally true; a$$-grabbing doesn't work very often, but in most instances, you have to be a bit adventurous to succeed. Generally because most girls who go to clubs don't do so to find guys; the ones that are looking are usually more familiar with the whole "club" scene and know what they want, so they aren't very big on the whole timidity/uncertainty/even gentlemanly thing.

Then again, that's a huge generalization. Although, as with most things, it's much easier to dance with a girl if you and/or your friends know her or her friends. That way they know you aren't a total whacko.

Girls go to clubs to find guys, not to find relationships. There is a difference in that cliche. If you are talking 16-18 year olds then probably they are just looking to hang out then.

true...i'd probably do better the 2nd time though

btw, there were some funny looking people (including guys that were wannabe lee hotti's)

man I had to look that up...if you know what lee hotti is and can even care about that stick with escorts.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Whisper

This is generally true; a$$-grabbing doesn't work very often, but in most instances, you have to be a bit adventurous to succeed. Generally because most girls who go to clubs don't do so to find guys; the ones that are looking are usually more familiar with the whole "club" scene and know what they want, so they aren't very big on the whole timidity/uncertainty/even gentlemanly thing.

Then again, that's a huge generalization. Although, as with most things, it's much easier to dance with a girl if you and/or your friends know her or her friends. That way they know you aren't a total whacko.

Girls go to clubs to find guys, not to find relationships. There is a difference in that cliche. If you are talking 16-18 year olds then probably they are just looking to hang out then.

true...i'd probably do better the 2nd time though

btw, there were some funny looking people (including guys that were wannabe lee hotti's)

man I had to look that up...if you know what lee hotti is and can even care about that stick with escorts.

hahaha not at all.. i know there was a thread a while back making fun of the website. and as a poor college student, there is no way in hell i could afford an escort:laugh:

 

[Mo0o]

Ingest some more liquid courage next time.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Ingest some more liquid courage next time.

so that's what they call it these days?

 

[Coquito]

The day you didn't want to join us at The Standard Tap, was the day all this light-stepping started. You need to just throw caution to the wind sometimes & try your luck.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Coquito
The day you didn't want to join us at The Standard Tap, was the day all this light-stepping started. You need to just throw caution to the wind sometimes & try your luck.

i figured the bar wouldnt let me in , though i agree i should have joined you (or tried)

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Whisper

This is generally true; a$$-grabbing doesn't work very often, but in most instances, you have to be a bit adventurous to succeed. Generally because most girls who go to clubs don't do so to find guys; the ones that are looking are usually more familiar with the whole "club" scene and know what they want, so they aren't very big on the whole timidity/uncertainty/even gentlemanly thing.

Then again, that's a huge generalization. Although, as with most things, it's much easier to dance with a girl if you and/or your friends know her or her friends. That way they know you aren't a total whacko.

Girls go to clubs to find guys, not to find relationships. There is a difference in that cliche. If you are talking 16-18 year olds then probably they are just looking to hang out then.

true...i'd probably do better the 2nd time though

btw, there were some funny looking people (including guys that were wannabe lee hotti's)

man I had to look that up...if you know what lee hotti is and can even care about that stick with escorts.

hahaha not at all.. i know there was a thread a while back making fun of the website. and as a poor college student, there is no way in hell i could afford an escort:laugh:

unfortunately if you are a poor college student and shy 9 times out of 10 you are not going to be successful in a club.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Whisper

This is generally true; a$$-grabbing doesn't work very often, but in most instances, you have to be a bit adventurous to succeed. Generally because most girls who go to clubs don't do so to find guys; the ones that are looking are usually more familiar with the whole "club" scene and know what they want, so they aren't very big on the whole timidity/uncertainty/even gentlemanly thing.

Then again, that's a huge generalization. Although, as with most things, it's much easier to dance with a girl if you and/or your friends know her or her friends. That way they know you aren't a total whacko.

Girls go to clubs to find guys, not to find relationships. There is a difference in that cliche. If you are talking 16-18 year olds then probably they are just looking to hang out then.

true...i'd probably do better the 2nd time though

btw, there were some funny looking people (including guys that were wannabe lee hotti's)

man I had to look that up...if you know what lee hotti is and can even care about that stick with escorts.

hahaha not at all.. i know there was a thread a while back making fun of the website. and as a poor college student, there is no way in hell i could afford an escort:laugh:

unfortunately if you are a poor college student and shy 9 times out of 10 you are not going to be successful in a club.

indeed, but that's something to work on, no?

it also doesn't help that i'm an engineer, of all majors :laugh: