<female rant>

[MisFit]

I am more than willing to lend a helping hand !!


Wires are a necessary evil.

 

[iamwiz82]

Russ, i hear you. all that training for naught

 

[Viper GTS]

Given the option of groping a woman's back &amp; groping her umm... assets... I'll take the front hook, please.

Viper GTS

 

[Russ]

Viper,

You're missing the point. There is no element of surprise in a frontal approach.

Russ, NCNE

 

[BoberFett]

Viper

If you have to grope to unhook in back, you just need more practice. All it really takes a quick flip with 2 fingers.

 

[vi edit]

Actually Russ, I think he's missing two points.

 

[Isla]

Russ and BoberFett, Master Bra Undoers!

Heh, almost sounds like a great idea for a comic strip...

 

[sphinctor]

Russ - I totally agree with you!! I used to be able to do it so quick to &quot;females that were just friends&quot; through their shirts that they couldn't believe I was able to get it unhooked so fast. There is one advantage to front clasping bras though...on roughly C cup women, I used to be able to unhook the bras (through the shirt) just by giving them a hug...hehehe Now THAT is fun!! Watching them get frustrated and re-hook it.

 

[Stark]

you ladies can gripe all you want...

it's still much easier for you to find someone to gladly help you take off your bra than it is for us to find someone to clean the skidmarks from our underwear!

 

[perry]

A guy I knew in high school somehow got his fingers stuck in one of those rear closures. Cut his finger up pretty bad, ended up going to the hospital to get stitches. Try explaining that one to the girl's parents.. Running down from the bedroom upstairs, blood everywhere on your hand..

 

[visgf]

I have to go with Isla on the idea that underwires are necessary for larger cupped women. I have a C-D cup and I don't get the support I need without them. And as for those sheer bras, I can't wear those either because they tend not to hold up after a few times wearing them. Really makes bra bying difficult.

 

[Ladi]

I guess I can understand underwires being necessary for some women (I'm still working out that flat-wire-on-chest-controlling-things-protruding-from-chest thing, but I'll get there ;D), but why is it that those of us with smaller cup sizes get stuck with underwires too? :/

~Ladi

 

[brandc]

A man goes into the lngerie department of a large store looking hesitant and slightly embarassed. The saleslady says, &quot;May I asist you sir?&quot;

He says, &quot;I - uh - want - um - er - to buy a bra for my wife.&quot;

Saleslady says, &quot;May I ask you what size?&quot;

Man says, &quot;Seven and a half.&quot;

Saleslady says, &quot;Seven and a half!! How did you measure!&quot;

Man says, &quot;With my hat.&quot;

 

[BoberFett]

Well if any of you ladies need help shopping, I'm always available.

 

[vexter]

I think some rich women should set out to design the perfect bra. A marvel of modern technology. Maybe with some carbon fiber inserts for perky patrol. And some kind of NASA developed super soft lining. And maybe a voice activted clasp. Then all us cumbsy, horney, one track minded men could just say &quot;titties&quot; and voila!!

 

[eakers]

i have to wear underwires
and if i want a nice bra i have to pay a lot cuz many people assume that girls with D cups dont like bras that look pretty while being supportive.
and another thing, it is so hard to find a decently supportive bra while not having the straps always fall down.

lets have a bra burning party.

*kat. <-- not even wearing a bra now cuz she just woke up

 

[vexter]

Hell ya, my girl would go for that, she wont even put one on unless we're leaving and then she sneaks sometimes

 

[Emulex]

you girls should try the nipple-less bra's

9 out of 10 men recommend them.

 

[TomCsTulip]

OH MY GOODNESS.....

I hear you....but my other complaint is that you CANNOT buy a sexy bra that is over a size 38C.

I am a 42DD and I cannot find a sexy bra anywhere!!!! I feel like my 60 year old grandma in the bras I have to buy.

There needs to be a comfortable bra that is supportive, sexy, and a color other than white, beige, and black!!!

I like color.....give me a break I am 24 and wear my grandma's bra......

Oh, I feel better now!!!!

Thanks for the forum to complain in!

 

[Emulex]

uhh post some jpeg's of those D's.
(in a shirt of course).

 

[Mister T]

i got some 48A's
never had the need to get a bra :Q

 

[OutHouse]

I second the motion

 

[Mister T]

alright breast expert is in the house.

Ladies, if you have a C or over you need underwires for obvious reasons.
Once women go from bra's that fasten in the back to ones that fasten in the front,
they never go back.

Victoria's Secret, with regards to quality, sucks. Check out Maidenform.

Lastly, if you want to decrease the sag, lift a little. Some incline bench will
work wonders.

 

[Isla]

Hey Tulip, you sweet thing...

Victoria's Secret actually does have some nice stuff in your size but right now they only have a couple in stock. They normally have a line called &quot;Full Figure Luxuries&quot; but for some reason they don't have any out right now.

Heh, my size has gone up and down with breast feeding and I have insisted on wearing lacy, sexy things every step of the way!

Do a customized bra search in your size and see if you like anything. I like the Emma style they have... it's sexy but also comfortable. Save the link because I am fairly certain they will have their Full Figure Luxuries out again before too long! Plus, when they have clearance sales (on line or catalog) you can get really great deals. They don't carry that line in the stores, so you have to get on their mailing list.

Happy Bra Shopping!

Do A Search For Your Size!

 

[iamwiz82]

i prefer the look of VS bras. They are wonderfully crafted, and... i really want to see my gf right now. ::sigh:: 1 more hour of work.