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Female coworkers ask me to replace water bottle

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isasir

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Like the title says, every now and then, when the water cooler bottle needs replacing, one of the women in the office will ask me to do it. I don't mind every now and then, but I think it's only fair that I ask them to do something for me at some later point.

So ATOT, any suggestions that won't result in HR giving me a call? 😛
 
reminds me of half baked.
Scientist: Janitor? Uh, janitor?
[taps Thurgood, who gets frightened]
Thurgood: Ah! Oh..sorry 'bout that. What is it, scientist?
Scientist: I know this isn't your responsibility but, uh, could you be a dear and run this down to the supply department for me? It's on the second floor. [hands Thurgood a note]
Thurgood: Just run this down?
Scientist: Yes, but make sure you bring the order right back to me. I need it A.S.A.P.
Thurgood: Gotcha. Hey, I know this isn't your responsibility but just wipe the rest of this shit up [hands him a mop] I'll be right back.
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classic. :beer:
 
Say okay, then don't do it. If they ask again say you're super busy, then spend the next few hours playing solitare. When they ask again say you're still busy. Eventually they'll get the hint.
 
Ask her if she can sit on the old one and make it disappear. That's the safest way to not get sent to HR.
 
Have them help you into a dry shirt when that one bottle breaks and drenches your awesome abs and gloits with purified H2O.

😀
 
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