FEMA to test 'Presidential Alert' system next week

[slayer202]

I didn't get it

 

[highland145]

I didn't get it

See any mushroom clouds?


Keep your stuff.

 

[IronWing]

The President has called on me! Not sure what it's about but I took off my pants just in case.

 

[highland145]

The President has called on me! Not sure what it's about but I took off my pants just in case.

I thought you were a guy.....

 

[IronWing]

I thought you were a guy.....

Um, hold on…

 

[highland145]

Um, hold on…

No thanks. I've got my own.

 

[IronWing]

Well, dang. 🙁 Where have I been putting my, um, all these years? 😱

 

[Jon-T]

TV showed a message saying this is a test.

Had to hit enter on the remote to dismiss it.

 

[highland145]

Well, dang. 🙁 Where have I been putting my, um, all these years? 😱

In a mason jar, maybe, because I swear it felt like I was grabbing a vjajay.

Inquiring minds, why is yours detachable? Or how, even.

 

[JoeBleed]

i heard other people's phones go off. mine did not. i feel good about that really.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Next emergency:

"All white males and pretty ladies, take cover. The rest of you crooks, hoodlums, and dogs, nothing to see here."

 

[snoopy7548]

PRESIDENTIAL ALERT

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cause they rapin' everybody out here!

 

[highland145]

PRESIDENTIAL ALERT

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cause they rapin' everybody out here!

You should provide a link.

 

[darkswordsman17]

You should provide a link.

 

[Darwin333]

In a mason jar, maybe, because I swear it felt like I was grabbing a vjajay.

Inquiring minds, why is yours detachable? Or how, even.

The same way your wife keeps your balls in her purse and occasionally lets you borrow them.

 

[highland145]

The same way your wife keeps your balls in her purse and occasionally lets you borrow them.

Meh, 4 times a day is enough.