Felt bad for this guy b/c of his name. Do you know any like this?

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manimal

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went to college in 92 with a guy named david duke...



In high school we had a gym teacher named Ms Semon....and she looked like Beulah Ballbricker.....we also had a coach Payne.....
 

Brigandier

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The worst name I knew, Richard Gobble. Worst username based on initials and last name, hasporn.

People don't make fun of my last name anymore because I immediately say giggity after.

The worst I have is being named after a toilet.

But when people laugh, I just laugh, say I'm related and hire a hitman to eliminate their entire family.
 

CZroe

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Jun 24, 2001
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My older brother's phone number formerly belonged to a man named "Peter Seaman." He thought he was receiving prank calls until it became clear that the man had credit problems and creditors were genuinely looking for him.
 

dali71

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In all seriousness, I went to high school with a guy named Richard Head.
 

cubby1223

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May 24, 2004
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So I'm at the doctor today and this dude comes in and says something about adding to his payment....the receptionist says "And your name?"

The dude says "Weiner.....Jeffrey". Yes, it was pronouced "Weener" . First of all....dang, poor dude. Secondly 30 Rock has that HR guy named Jeffrey Weinerslav...doublely bad for those of us who watch the show.

I also know a dentist named "Jeffrey Dahm" - pronounced "Jeffrey Dom". I'm sure he was thrilled with Jeffrey Dahmer started killing people.

First time you've heard that surname?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI3IFo1YpNw
 

vshah

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Sep 20, 2003
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what about the proposed Harry Baals govt. building somewhere in the south?
 

Rhoxed

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Jun 23, 2007
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the 3 i remember the most were

Justin Case
Richard Hunter
and Jacob Nudelman
 
Sep 12, 2004
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Had a high school teacher with the last name of Bates. He also had a Masters degree so was commonly referred to as Master Bates. Not to his face, of course.

Also went to school with a guy whose full name was Francis Albert Gay. Having a first name of Francis was bad enough. Having a last name like Gay was doubly unfortunate. But check out his initials. Dude was cursed.
 

Judgement

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I'm pretty sure Jeffrey Weiner is a client of my company

was he a lawyer?

didnt read the rest of the posts
 

SamQuint

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I knew a Ocea Waters in high school
At work we have a Michael Myers
Another guy at work had a last name of Stickel, we told him if he ever had a son that he should name him Ted.
 

TheNinja

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Also saw someone on a TV show yesterday named

Tara Bradshaw. Not a bad name in itself, but come on, how many stupid "Terry Bradshaw" jokes or double takes are you going to get?