FEDEX CONSPIRACY

[Farang]

Track your package

Date Time Location Event Details
April 17, 2009 05:27:00 PM SEATTLE WA US Arrival Scan
April 17, 2009 05:11:00 PM MEMPHIS TN US Departure Scan
April 17, 2009 12:11:00 AM MEMPHIS TN US Arrival Scan
April 16, 2009 03:14:00 PM ELIZABETHTOWN KY US Departure Scan
April 16, 2009 02:48:00 PM ELIZABETHTOWN KY US Shipment received by carrier
April 16, 2009 05:08:00 PM --- Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit

What is this device and how can I get one

 

[MoPHo]

FEDEX HAS UTILIZED THE ATOT TIMEWARP! SKYNET IS IMMINENT!

 

[aphex]

I take it you've never heard of something called a Time Zone before?

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: aphex
I take it you've never heard of something called a Time Zone before?

still traveling at mach atomic warp hyper speeds

 

[EMPshockwave82]

Originally posted by: Farang
Track your package

Date Time Location Event Details
April 17, 2009 05:27:00 PM SEATTLE WA US Arrival Scan
April 17, 2009 05:11:00 PM MEMPHIS TN US Departure Scan

Nice!

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: aphex
I take it you've never heard of something called a Time Zone before?

EPIC FAIL.

April 17, 2009 05:27:00 PM SEATTLE WA US Arrival Scan
April 17, 2009 05:11:00 PM MEMPHIS TN US Departure Scan

Memphis is Central Time. Seattle is Pacific Time. That's a two hour difference.

So if it left at 5 and landed at 5...that's a two hour flight from Memphis to Seattle.

When did FedEx start using the concord to deliver packages?

 

[Jeff7]

April 16, 2009 02:48:00 PM ELIZABETHTOWN KY US Shipment received by carrier
April 16, 2009 05:08:00 PM --- Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit

That strikes me as even better. It was received by the carrier before it ever left the seller's facility.

New shipping option: Previous day shipping.

 

[goog40]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
April 16, 2009 02:48:00 PM ELIZABETHTOWN KY US Shipment received by carrier
April 16, 2009 05:08:00 PM --- Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit

That strikes me as even better. It was received by the carrier before it ever left the seller's facility.

New shipping option: Previous day shipping.

The last line isn't from Fedex, it's from the seller. The timestamp they put on it was delayed.