Favorite "Spaceballs" Quote?

[Castiel]

"Whats going on? Where the hell are we? Paris?"

"Sanders, Sanders, You gotta help me, I don't know what to do, I can't make decisions, I'm a President!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulKwhhFOkgk&feature=player_embedded

 

[Crono]

Probably, "Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed."

or

"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?"

There's too many others I love. Mel Brooks is awesome.

 

[UberNeuman]

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

 

[Away]

I bet she gives great helmet.

 

[Bateluer]

The movie is pretty much end to end gold. 🙂

 

[sandorski]

Just what I thought, I'm surrounded by Assholes!

 

[Bl0cks]

We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.

 

[sandorski]

D-Vespa, it's me
V-Daddy, is that really you?
D-Would I lie?

 

[Raduque]

I'm surrounded by assholes!

Keep firing, assholes!

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Oh, c'mon.

"Colonel Sandurz: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow."

 

[silverpig]

Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?

 

[jteef]

Scroob: that's amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

 

[Castiel]

Scroob: that's amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

One of my favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K95SXe3pZoY&feature=related

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Funny, you don't look Druish.

 

[Glitchny]

Every line is gold in that movie

Proof

 

[Kadarin]

Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?

Hilarious scene! 🙂

 

[Pocatello]

For some reason, Hollywood has forgotten how to make funny movies. There are plenty of "romantic comedies" which all have the same formula, they are neither romantic or funny.

 

[DominionSeraph]

My hair! He shot my hair!

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

My favorite quote is actually from the dubbed German version of the movie, where they totally ruined all the jokes to the point that it became funny again (at least if you know the English version too and can understand German). But indeed, the whole movie is gold.

 

[sdifox]

My hair! He shot my hair!

you forgot to include the part where she waste the Spaceballs for singing her hair.

 

[MajorMullet]

You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!

 

[Jeff7]

"The ship is too big! If I walk, the movie'll be over."

 

[Born2bwire]

My favorite quote is actually from the dubbed German version of the movie, where they totally ruined all the jokes to the point that it became funny again (at least if you know the English version too and can understand German). But indeed, the whole movie is gold.

So what is the quote?

 

[mrjminer]

Scroob: that's amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

That used to be my favorite, but then I got masked from the HardForum news section for causing problems with another member because I called them an idiot after they posted it. I guess it's still my favorite because it proves how much of a moronic db Kyle Bennett is.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I bet she gives great helmet.

This.