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Kev

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After George tells Jerry all his deepest, darkest secrets....

JERRY (cautiously backing away): "Well, good luck with all of that..."
 
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Maverick

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Kramer: Its not a problem for them Jerry, they just write it off!
Jerry: What do you mean they just write it off?
Kramer: They just write it off
Jerry: You don't even know what a write off means
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No! I don't.
Kramer: Well they do...and they're the ones writing it off.

edit: Had to add another one

"Welcome to 555-FILK...Press 1 to watch....Press 2 to watch..."
<Person presses button>
"Why don't you just tell me what movie you wanna watch?"
 
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jpsj82

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(In the coffee shop Jerry and George are sitting)

George: Diane DeConn? You saw Diane DeConn!
Jerry: Something huh?
George: Yeah! How'd she look.
Jerry: She looked great. She asked about you.
George: She did! What did she say?
Jerry: "How's George?"
George: George! She said George? She remembered my name. Diane DeConn remembered my name. She was the "it" girl!
Jerry: Yeah she asked for your number, I think she's gonna get in touch with you.
George: OK, I'm tellin' you right now if your kiddin' around I'm not gonna be able to be friends with you anymore. I'm serious about that. You got that.
Jerry: I got no problem with that.
George: Good. Cause if this is a lie, if this is a joke, if this is your idea of some cute little game...we're finished!
Jerry: Expect a call.
George: Oh my god he's not kidding.
Jerry: Now I should tell you at this point she's under the impression the you are a.....
George: A what?
Jerry: A marine biologist.
George: A marine biologist....why am I a marine biologist?
Jerry: I may have mentioned it.
George: But I'm not a marine biologist!
Jerry: I'm aware of that.
George: So?
Jerry: You don't think it's a good job.
George: I didn't think it was a job.
Jerry: Oh. It's a fascinating field!
George: What if she calls. What will I say?

(In George's parent's house...George is sitting in a chair. He is talking to Diane on the phone)

George: Algae, obviously plankton, I don't know what else I can tell you, Oh I just got back from a trip to the Galapagos Islands, I was living with the turtles.

From here.

also check this out: http://www.pkmeco.com/seinfeld/
 
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b0mbrman

Lifer
Jun 1, 2001
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LOL! I was about to bring up festivus ;)
 
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