Favorite Movie One Liners....

[BurnItDwn]

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
--Clint Eastwood playing Josey Wales in The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Hell with them fellas, Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms"
--Clint Eastwood playing Josey Wales in The Outlaw Josey Wales

"We all died a little in that damn war"
--Clint Eastwood playing Josey Wales in The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Josey Wales: When I get to likin someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone "
--Clint Eastwood playing Josey Wales in The Outlaw Josey Wales
--Chief Dan George playing Lone Watie in The Outlaw Josey Wales


"Josey Wales: [as he spits tobacco on the carpetbagger's coat] How is it with stains?"
--Clint Eastwood playing Josey Wales in The Outlaw Josey Wales

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: ScoobMaster
Some of my Favs from BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA:

Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."

Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good, thought so.

Jack Burton: and go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave...
Lo Pan: Indeed
Jack Burton: or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first huh.

Jack Burton: Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!

I loved Big Trouble in Little China! I also loved the one liners from the movie The Golden Child with Eddie Murphy. Anybody got some of those one liners????

Eddie Murphy: "i-i-i-i-i-i want the KNIFE"

 

[Ipno]

"When you gotta shoot, shoot, don't talk." - Tuco, The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh!t." - Doc Brown, Back to the Future

"Its 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood, Blues Brothers

"You only think I guessed wrong. that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned. HAHA, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this - "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line. HAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA*DIES*" Vizcini, The Princess Bride

 

[alm4rr]

Ash from Army of Darkness

Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick!

I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and sh!t... and Jack just left town.

But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.

Hail to the king, baby.

winnah:
You found me beautiful once...
Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: alm4rr
Ash from Army of Darkness

Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick!

I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and sh!t... and Jack just left town.

But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.

Hail to the king, baby.

winnah:
You found me beautiful once...
Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

:laugh:!!! hail to the king, baby!!!

 

[PatboyX]

"i've got two guns...one for each a ya'"

 

[roguerower]

DUDE!!! I'M FREAKIN OUT MAN!!!!!!!-Super Troopers

The SNOZBERRIES taste like snozberries-Super Troopers

How can you shoot women and children-Joker
Easy. You just don't lead 'em so much. Aint war hell?- Doorgunner
Full Metal Jacket

Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds--excactly three fvcking seconds--to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fvck you -Gunnery Sgt. Hartman Full Metal Jacket

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: roguerower
DUDE!!! I'M FREAKIN OUT MAN!!!!!!!-Super Troopers

The SNOZBERRIES taste like snozberries-Super Troopers

How can you shoot women and children-Joker
Easy. You just don't lead 'em so much. Aint war hell?- Doorgunner
Full Metal Jacket

Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds--excactly three fvcking seconds--to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fvck you -Gunnery Sgt. Hartman Full Metal Jacket

i dont think the one-liner should count if its an allusion to another movie.
so...
to repent:
CHOKE YOURSELF!

 

[Strk]

some guy: You're bleeding!
Jesse Ventura: I ain't got time to bleed!
some guy: <fires off a few explosive rounds> You got time to duck?

-Predator.

 

[Plop]

PC Load Letter? What the F**k does that mean? - Office Space

also

"...and remember Jack. You are my NUMBER ONE GUyyyyyyyyyy" -Jack Palance, Batman

 

[WT]

BLONDIE !!!! You know what you are ????????? You're a son of a <que whistling and music> The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

All time favorite classic western movie.

 

[OdiN]

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Maximus - Gladiator

Best line...evar.

 

[antyler]

I just figured she was a raging alcoholic ! - Dumb and Dumber

 

[dugweb]

"I want you to reach into that bag and pull out my wallet"

"which one is it?"

"it's the that says bad-mutha-f***er"

~pulp fiction (that line cracks me up every time)

 

[Lola]

Steel Magnolias (favorite movie ever)

"I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries."

 

[ahurtt]

The Governator in 'True Lies'
Right before he fires off the missile from which the terrorist guy is dangling by his backpack strap on the wing of the Harrier jet. . ."Your fired."

 

[yellowg555]

"Matrix"

Trinity to the Agent on the roof: "Dodge this."

 

[Mucho]

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. Marx Bro

 

[GasX]

It's amazing just how many people INCLUDING THE OP do not know what a one-liner is...

A big :roll: to all of you numbskulls...

Why don't you let off a little steam....

 

[dugweb]

"you okay?"

"nah man... I'm pretty f***in far from okay"

"what now?"

"what now? let me tell you what now. Im gonna call a couple pipe hitten n*g***s to go to work on the holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch...

I'm gonna get midevil on your a**"

~Pulp Fiction (after big black dude was raped by a guy) Dang pulp fiction has a lot of good ones


edit: continuing on... "ya we cool... two things. Dont tell nobody about this. This shiz is between me, you, and mister soon to be livin the rest of his short a** life in agonizing pain, rapist"

 

[Toasthead]

I'm not even supposed to be here today! - Dante Hicks

 

[ElFenix]

Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE.
Jim: When?

Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly woman: Up yours n!gger.

Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don't do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

Lyle: Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen.

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Charlie: They said you was hung.
Bart: And they was right.

Bart: You be my guest, and I be your host. What be your pleasure, Jim?
Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw...
Bart: [quickly] Let's play chess.

Bart: Excuse me while I whip this out.
[Bart reaches into waistline as crowd gasps and screams. Bart pulls out paper]
Crowd: Ahhhhh.

Bart: [holding his own gun to his head] Nobody moves or the n!gger gets it.

Bart: Sir, he specifically requested two "n!ggers". Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

"Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and f my sister." -GSgt Heartman, Full Metal Jacket.

 

[Acanthus]

"Our planet has been observing your species on this planet since your planet was created, 5000 years ago, by God." - Kang and Kodos - Simpsons S13E17

 

[flyfish]

Jefe: We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!
El Guapo: How many pinatas?
Jefe: Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?