Favorite Movie One Liners....

[ValkyrieofHouston]

I'm am a big movie buff... love going to the movies. I also love the old movies too and have a pretty big DVD Collection.

I love some of those famous movie one liners for example:

Scar face: "Say Hello to my little Friend" then he blows all the bad guys away with his big gun!

Or

From the movie 'Six-String Samurai'

Bad Guy: "If I were you, I'd run."

Buddy: "If you were me, you'd be good lookin'."

and...

Dying ain't much of a livin', boy..." Clint Eastwood as The Outlaw Josie Wales

Anyone got any they would like to share of their own fav's???

 

[ZOOYUKA]

Francis: Make Me
Pee Wee: I don't make monkeys. I just train 'em!

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

"Evil Roy Slade":

I'll fill you so fulla holes you'll whistle when you walk.

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

"Last of the Mohicans"
Duncan - "How is it you're going to Kentucky when there's a war on?"
Nathaniel - "Well, we face North and then, real sudden like, turn left."

 

[Mojoed]

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[meltdown75]

"THIS... is my BOOMSTICK!"
"Who wants some? Hey she-bitch, you want a little?"

- Ash, Evil Dead

"So what's more likely? That an all-powerful, mysterious God created the Universe, and decided not to give any proof of his existence? Or, that He simply doesn't exist at all, and that we created Him, so that we wouldn't have to feel so small and alone?"

"I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?"

- Ellie Arroway, Contact

 

[K1052]

"Name's Ash, Housewares."

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Billy Crystal (Mitch): Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them doggies rollin', man my ass is swollen, Rawhide! Round em up, ride em in, get em up, get em dressed, comb their hair, brush their teeth, Rawhide! Tie me down, tell me lies, pull my hair, slap my thighs - with a big wet strap of, Rawhide!

Jack Palance (Curly): I crap bigger than you!

 

[JImmyK]

"who? who? what are you a fvcking owl" <-- or something like that from Heat Pacino.

 

[Kelemvor]

"Well, that's the real trick isn't it?"

 

[Printer Bandit]

"i like her bangs."

 

[ScoobMaster]

Some of my Favs from BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA:

Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."

Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good, thought so.

Jack Burton: and go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave...
Lo Pan: Indeed
Jack Burton: or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first huh.

Jack Burton: Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!

 

[Ready]

Debbie does Dallas:
"Ohhhhh"

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca): Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh
Anthony Daniels (C-3PO): He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Harrison Ford (Han Solo): Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
Anthony Daniels (C-3PO): But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Harrison Ford (Han Solo): That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca): Grrf.
Anthony Daniels (C-3PO): I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen (Annie Hall)

 

[ScoobMaster]

From 'Better Off Dead":

Lane Myer: "I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."

 

[Brazen]

"Why Ed, what an ugly thing to Say! Does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend I don't think I could bear it."

"I'm your huckleberry."

"Isn't that a daisy."

"I've got two guns, one for each of ya." (talking to one guy, cuz he's drunk and seeing double)

"Why Ike! Whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know, how about a SPELLING contest?"

-Doc Holiday, Tombstone



(talking to himself) "Ok, so what am I doing? Oh, I'm chasing this guy..... No, he's chasing me."

Leonard, Memento

 

[vitoprimo]

The Godfather
Clemenza: "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"

 

[yllus]

King Osric: There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throneroom becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child.

Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

 

[rh71]

loved Bad Boys...

(after they both pull their guns on the storeowner who pulled a gun on them)
Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious... (and some skittles)

Mike Lowrey: I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.

Mike Lowrey: Don't be alarmed, we're negros.

Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fvck along.

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Originally posted by: vitoprimo
The Godfather
Clemenza: "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"

Yea that was a funny one!

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Originally posted by: ScoobMaster
Some of my Favs from BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA:

Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."

Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good, thought so.

Jack Burton: and go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave...
Lo Pan: Indeed
Jack Burton: or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first huh.

Jack Burton: Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!

I loved Big Trouble in Little China! I also loved the one liners from the movie The Golden Child with Eddie Murphy. Anybody got some of those one liners????

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Originally posted by: rh71
loved Bad Boys...

(after they both pull their guns on the storeowner who pulled a gun on them)
Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious... (and some skittles)

Mike Lowrey: I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.

Mike Lowrey: Don't be alarmed, we're negros.

Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fvck along.

ROTFLMAO.....!

 

[neilm]

"You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize."
-Reservoir Dogs

"We're all gonna have so much fooking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes!"
-National Lampoon's Vacation

"That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age."
-Dazed and Confused

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
-Billy Madison

"Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

 

[rahul]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?....Well, do ya punk?

Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!