Favorite movie one-liners?

[NTB]

Saw Shrek 2 a couple weeks ago; that movie was full of them

Princess (to Shrek) : "Where are you going?"

Shrek: "I have to save my ass!"

Nate

 

[minendo]

"Just when I thought you couldn't do anything dumber, you do something like this... and completely redeem yourself!"

 

[onza]

you're so money.

 

[K1052]

"See you at the party, Richter!!!"

 

[LOLyourFace]

I'm detective john kimball. I'm a COP YOU EEDIOT"

 

[Schadenfreude]

Clemenza: Leave the gun. Take the cannollis.

 

[anxi80]

is kinda of a one-liner...but doesnt have the same effect without the setup...

norman stansfield: bring me everyone.
benny: what do you mean "everyone" ?
norman stansfield: everrrrrrrryyyyyooooooooonnnnnnneeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

honorable mention... (not exactly a quip either, but a great line nonetheless)

fredo: i can handle things! i'm smart! not like everybody says... like dumb... i'm smart and i want respect!


edit: someone asked for the titles... first quote is from leon, the second from the godfather: part ii.

 

[edmicman]

bring your green hat!

 

[Steve]

"Doctors say he's got a 50/50 chance of living, and there's only a ten percent chance of that."

 

[Schadenfreude]

"I'm going to rip your balls off, so you can not contaminate the rest of the world!"

 

[GasX]

Go ahead... Make My Day!

A Man's got to know his limitations...

Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.

 

[cricky]

"I came to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[Schadenfreude]

God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!

 

[konakona]

STOP IT! STOP WHINING!

 

[mattlear]

"I'm your huckleberry..." Doc Holliday - Tombstone

"For someone I've never slept with you sure fvcked me pretty good." - Ditch Brodie - Terminal Velocity

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." - Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

[Amused]

"I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh!t! Where's the Tylenol?"

 

[jjones]

Dyin' ain't much of a livin'.

 

[Shawn]

"Engilsh Motherfvcker, do you speak it?"

 

[z0mb13]

I am going to make him an offer that he can't refuse

 

[Xionide]

We cant stop here! this is bat country!

 

[FrustratedUser]

"Do you feel lucky, punk?"

"I'll be back!"

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it"

A few classics.

 

[rudeguy]

"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: iloveme2
"Engilsh Motherfvcker, do you speak it?"

Say "what" one more time...

 

[Mr N8]

Gimli to Legolas after Legolas takes down the Elephant:

"It still only counts as 1"

Tommy to Richard (Tommy Boy):
"Were you watching Spanktravision?"


Richard: "Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?"
Tommy "For the love of God, what kind of hotel is this?"

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: iloveme2
"Engilsh Motherfvcker, do you speak it?"