favorite Moe from the Simpsons quote

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Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt..... I can't compete with that stuff.

KT

The whole Moe lie-detector scene is propbably my favorite simpsons scene ever.

Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! [buzz]
All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]
Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
_A_ date. [buzz]
Dinner with friends. [buzz]
Dinner alone. [buzz]
Watching TV alone. [buzz]
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]
[weakly] Sears catalog. [ding]
[angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

LOL- Here you go

 

[Fritzo]

When Homer was thinking of new names for Marge- this has to be the best:

Here's the clip

 

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Lenny: Geez, Homer. I thought someone with two wives would be happy.
Carl: No, you're thinking of someone with two knives.
Moe: (While holding two knives) I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.