Favorite improvised weapons?

[Testify]

Melee: Pool cue

Projectile: Glass bottle

 

[irishScott]

Chick with pointy elbows.

 

[ProfJohn]

Book, as used by Jason Bourne in one of the movies, hell even the magazine that he rolled up seemed pretty bad ass.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

2x4 with some rusty nails.

sock and a handful of coins

 

[guyver01]

The cedar plank whittled down to a baseball bat by Buford Pusser

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Book, as used by Jason Bourne in one of the movies, hell even the magazine that he rolled up seemed pretty bad ass.

Damn, you stole mine. When I first saw that scene I started considering how heavy and sturdy a hardcover book is and realized it actually could be used as a pretty decent weapon.

 

[Leros]

Rip bottom of leg off and stab with the tibia

 

[manowar821]

My keys.

 

[zerocool84]

Penis

 

[skyking]

tonight, my farts

 

[Kromis]

A hammer for melee and maybe a brick as a projectile

 

[Colt45]

fork

 

[FallenHero]

Originally posted by: Kromis
A hammer for melee and maybe a brick as a projectile

Do you throw the brick at a truck?

 

[DangerAardvark]

Melee: harsh criticism
Projectile: a strongly-worded letter

 

[sandorski]

Ferrite refined into .44 Magnum

 

[auntcleo]

bassketball

 

[McCarthy]

Originally posted by: Colt45
fork

Spork!

Also, fire extinguisher.

 

[Siddhartha]

Running away as fast as possible.

 

[alkemyst]

Alkemyst's Ass Smasher.


don't let me get behind you.

 

[JD50]

Stapler

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B

sock and a handful of coins

Your weapon is at the adult book store?

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Originally posted by: McCarthy

Originally posted by: Colt45
fork

Spork!

Also, fire extinguisher.

knspork!!

 

[Possessed Freak]

Melee: A baby seal club
Ranged: Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion

 

[Regs]

"The pen is truly mightier than the sword" - Jack Nicolson

 

[Bu B3ar]

Originally posted by: Colt45
spork

fixed

EDIT: damn i should read to the bottom first 🙁