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Favorite Family Guy Moment

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Boot Weasel

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To honor the funniest show ever, I thought it would be cool to start a post where everyone can share their favorite moment/line from Family Guy. I couldn't narrow it down, so here are my three:

1. The Hitler talk show

2. The German tour guide on top of the bus in the episode where Stewie and Brian travel across Europe

3. The episode where Stewie has a recording of something (can't remember what) incriminating towards Lois, and he plays it but it turns out to be him saying silly things. His look right there is classic.

 
Jackal! Jackal! It's a Jackal! Jackal! Jackal! It's a Jackal!!!
It wasn't a Jackal the first time, why the HELL would it be a jackal the next ten times!!
 
TSSSSS...AHHHHHHH!!!
TSSSSS...AHHHHHHH!!!
...


Lois, I don't get it, it's just a hole. I don't think it goes anywhere...nope, definitely doesn't go anywhere.
(bird knocks over the outhouse)
OH!!! OH GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE!! AHHH!!! ITS IN MY RACCOON WOUNDS!! AHHHHHH!!
 
Peter eats a years' supply of dehydrated food and complains that it isn't filling - then drinks a glass of water. After a hilarious animation we get the line "everyone leave, I have to poop. NOW!"
 
Peter breast feeding Stewie
It's everywhere! It's in my racoon wounds!
I also agree with the TSSSSSSSS...AHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
"ehh..So she didn't like my tie, until I told her it was 100% Buttafuko Fiber..... how about a little tie music Brian?"

"Peter's tie, Peter's tie, that's cause Peter's theee guyyy... ehh..yeah.. a little tie music"

"HEE HEEEEEEE!"

 
After Brian's really long dark rant Peter says "You know what I haven't had in a while?" pause "Big League Chew"

The Diamonds She pretty much has too comercial kills me everytime aswell
 
"You know, we've had a lot of laughs tonight. I'll tell you whats not funny. Killin' strippers. Strippers are people too. Naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides there's no need to kill 'em, cause most of them are already dead inside."
 
haha, so many funny ones. i still have to finish disc 3 of season 3, but

oh no, oh no, oh no, OH YEAH

lois gets held up, hey thanks for the ride lady.

Vagina junction whats your function, taking in sperm and spittin out babies.


but my favorite is
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm alergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?


Link to more quotes
 
"A Picture says a thousand words" episode

Stewie is talking to a "stand-in" Brian and comments that "once my movie deal goes through I am so out of here."
 
Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
3. The episode where Stewie has a recording of something (can't remember what) incriminating towards Lois, and he plays it but it turns out to be him saying silly things. His look right there is classic.
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Which episode is this from?

Mine:

"Splendid! This calls for a sexy party!"
 
every family guy episode is funny in some priceless way. When peter talked about the back alley abortionist I about died.
 
Peter and lois in the airplane bathroom.

suffling sounds.
peter: "Ohh, ohh lois, lois!"
Lois: "peter get out of the way, the passengers need me" scuffling sounds comtinue "its like moving a fouton"
Peter: "ohh, ohh god, ohh god, ohhh. Well lois, at least one of us is in the mile high club."

OR anything with Tom Tucker and Diane

"Now back to Diane being a bitch! Diane?"
 
When peter goes on the Vision Quest and talk to the trees. And in the end they all start singing and the trees set themselves on fire cause they think its a rock concert, hell the fanz even shows up. And i think its hilarious when they are buring and the tree says "Tom, you dumb bastard" Also the end of that episode when they all make fun of an ethnicity and then take it back but peter just says, "What? Canada Sucks"
 
you guys missed the one where stewie shriks himself and goes inside Peter to kill all his sperm

many great moments...

"you see the gleem in the fat mans eye?....thats me!!"

and when they sing the song from An Officer and a Gentleman to make Peter cry

Peter sez "I love you Louis Gossett Jr."


GREAT SHOW I hope they bring it back
 
Originally posted by: breweyez
you guys missed the one where stewie shriks himself and goes inside Peter to kill all his sperm

many great moments...

"you see the gleem in the fat mans eye?....thats me!!"

and when they sing the song from An Officer and a Gentleman to make Peter cry

Peter sez "I love you Louis Gossett Jr."


GREAT SHOW I hope they bring it back
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This was definitely HILARIOUS haha, but which one isn't.
 
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