Favorite Dave Chappell skit?

[Dedpuhl]

My favorites:


1. Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories - Rick James: That was WEEKS AGO NIGGAH!

2. Samuel Jackson's Beer: Hadn't u seen my moooovies! Juice! That was a good one! Deep Blue Sea?!!! They ate me! A FSCKING shark ATE ME!!! JURASSIC PARK!

3. Pop-Copy: Hey sistah, I gotta take a sh!t

4. Black White-Supremicist: That monkey was beating on my hood!

5. The skit w/ the gangs: Ya'll niggahs need to mix cocain wif bakin soda. Cornrolla. PS . Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

6. The Mad Real World: Correction. I had sex with Katie

7. Lil John: WHAAAAAAT! OOOOOOOOK!!!

8. R. Kelly - Pee on You: ....when you get a whiff of my hershey stains!!!!!

9. Apple Commercial: I'm a chronic masturbator

10. Keeping it Real (the first one): GRANDMA NO!

11. Things in Slow motion: The toilet

12. Red Balls: hell, anything with Tyrone Biggums is funny



I could rattle off more, but I think you get the point

 

[Modeps]

CHALIE MURPHAY! *PUNCH*

I lubbed the internet skit though. that was also quite good.
"Hey buddy... buddybuddy buddy! I got something really important to tell you... Want to increase the size of your penis? all natural dude!"

 

[Rufio]

ahahaa i love em all!!

 

[BillGates]

Clayton Bigsby - the show has been downhill from there. The race game show was pretty funny though.

 

[kermalou]

unity

 

[kermalou]

see sig

 

[LAUST]

"You were cold as ice!"


Now name the song it came from

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: BillGates
Clayton Bigsby - the show has been downhill from there. The race game show was pretty funny though.

downhill?? you're on crack!!?!

 

[kermalou]

Originally posted by: Rufio

Originally posted by: BillGates
Clayton Bigsby - the show has been downhill from there. The race game show was pretty funny though.

downhill?? you're on crack!!?!

it has...maybe 30% of the show is funny now....

just got the first season on DVD, its hilarious...

i almost forgot

O'Dweeds was great also.

 

[Nevada]

Originally posted by: rdubbz420
Charlie Murphy's true hollywood stories for me...

i concur

 

[aircooled]

Dave knocking up Oprah was pretty good too.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: aircooled
Dave knocking up Oprah was pretty good too.

dave: "got you b%tch!"
oprah: "what?"

 

[JonnyBlaze]

red balls!

cocaine in a can baby!

JB

 

[edro]

And dog food tastes just like it smells! Deliscious!

 

[Dedpuhl]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: mpitts

Originally posted by: anxi80
"I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce. The stickiest of the icky. You want to smoke with the old boy Rick James?"

"Take one more muthafvckin' step and I'm kickin' this n|gga out that muthafvckin' window."

"you know you was wrong for what you did to me earlier! look at my face!"

THAT WAS WEEKS AGO NIGGAH!!!!

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
did anybody see the "POP Copy" skit? They were in a copy store and he was telling his employees to say they only used Linux because no customers would have stuff in that format, so they would have to do less work.

Why do we do this, you ask? Because fvck 'em, that's why!

 

[brigden]

I love the "Niggar Family" skit. Puts me in stitches.

 

[bolomite]

this 2nd season has been kinda inconsistent, but that Wayne Brady sketch a few weeks ago renewed my faith

'Break yo self, foo!'

'Oh sh!t, it's Wayne Brady!'

 

[OOBradm]

You guys OBVIOUSLY havent seen the Wayne Brady episode if your still calling the charilie murphy skit the best.