Favorite cartoon quote
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Stan: You guys, I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas.
Cartman: How do you know?
Stan: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.
Cartman: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.
Stan: What's that?
Cartman: I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet.
Cartman: How do you know?
Stan: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.
Cartman: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.
Stan: What's that?
Cartman: I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet.
Simpsons -
Homer: If you don't start making any sense we're going to send you to a home.
Grandpa: You already sent me to a home.
Homer: Then we'll send you to that crooked one we saw on 60 minutes.
Homer: If you don't start making any sense we're going to send you to a home.
Grandpa: You already sent me to a home.
Homer: Then we'll send you to that crooked one we saw on 60 minutes.
Bugs Bunny- "IT'S DUCK SEASON"
Daffy Duck- "IT'S WRABBIT SEASON!"
Bugs Bunny- "IT'S RABBIT SEASON!"
Daffy Duck- "IT'S DUCK SEASON. FIRE!"
Daffy Duck- "IT'S WRABBIT SEASON!"
Bugs Bunny- "IT'S RABBIT SEASON!"
Daffy Duck- "IT'S DUCK SEASON. FIRE!"
Anubis
No Lifer
yukichigai
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Bart: Wow Milhouse, this cave is awesome. How'd you find it?
Milhouse: This is where I come to cry.
Probably a better one I'm forgetting. Ralph has some greats. "They taste like burning."
Milhouse: This is where I come to cry.
Probably a better one I'm forgetting. Ralph has some greats. "They taste like burning."
Fry: Man, Leela's been gone a long time. I hope she's at least making progress with Zapp Brannigan.
[Cut to: Zapp's Quarters. Leela wakes up. Next to Zapp. In his bed. Naked. She screams.]
[Time Lapse. Leela has got dressed and is sneaking out. But Zapp wakes up.]
Zapp: Good morning lover.
Leela: Uh...listen...Zapp.
Zapp: Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you.
Leela: Zapp, last night was a mistake.
Zapp: A sexy mistake.
Leela: No, just a regular mistake. For a split second my common sense was overwhelmed by pity.
[Zapp laughs.]
Zapp: A split second is all it takes. That's why sooner or later you'll come crawling back to the Zapper!
Leela: The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away - from!
Zapp: Leela, you're obviously confused and aroused.
Leela: Look. I'm going down to Vergon 6 to save those animals whether you like it or not.
Zapp: Go ahead. I won't stop you.
Leela: Threaten all you - wait, what?
Zapp: We both know you won't make it halfway to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet sweet candy...Bam!
[He points to his crotch.]
[Cut to: Zapp's Quarters. Leela wakes up. Next to Zapp. In his bed. Naked. She screams.]
[Time Lapse. Leela has got dressed and is sneaking out. But Zapp wakes up.]
Zapp: Good morning lover.
Leela: Uh...listen...Zapp.
Zapp: Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you.
Leela: Zapp, last night was a mistake.
Zapp: A sexy mistake.
Leela: No, just a regular mistake. For a split second my common sense was overwhelmed by pity.
[Zapp laughs.]
Zapp: A split second is all it takes. That's why sooner or later you'll come crawling back to the Zapper!
Leela: The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away - from!
Zapp: Leela, you're obviously confused and aroused.
Leela: Look. I'm going down to Vergon 6 to save those animals whether you like it or not.
Zapp: Go ahead. I won't stop you.
Leela: Threaten all you - wait, what?
Zapp: We both know you won't make it halfway to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet sweet candy...Bam!
[He points to his crotch.]
Zapp: Certainly. But first you'll have to get rid of that thing. [He points at Nibbler] That's the law Leela. And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's Love - hard and fast! [on viewscreen] Now put that greasy rat outside and we'll tow you to safety.
Leela: I would never abandon a helpless animal. Y'know Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. then I realised that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realise that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!
Zapp [on viewscreen]: And which one rocked your world?
gotta be my favourite futurama episode.. Zap is gold.
Leela: I would never abandon a helpless animal. Y'know Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. then I realised that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realise that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!
Zapp [on viewscreen]: And which one rocked your world?
gotta be my favourite futurama episode.. Zap is gold.
Stewie Griffin from Family Guy to Bill Cosby:
Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
yukichigai
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Brian: Oh c'mon Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs.
Everyone else: *gasp!*
Brian: ... Too soon?
Everyone else: *gasp!*
Brian: ... Too soon?
Mr. Garrison in the SP movie: "I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die"
Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate.
Peter: What the hell does RANT mean?
Peter: What the hell does RANT mean?
Zorak: Yeah, I'm hopin' it'll even my own show. My show's not a comedy, it's a horredy. It's called Blood Dumpster.
Space Ghost: Your pilot gave me nightmares! This is 22 minutes of a guy running down a tunnel.
Jack Black: This is a show?
Zorak: Yes.
Space Ghost: And what's with your character, the guy with the blades? What's that?
Zorak: The dumpsterkeeper.
Space Ghost: Who's gonna identify with the "dumpsterkeeper"? I mean, maybe if he were in a motorized wheelchair you'd have some sense of sympathy for him.
Zorak: Well, it tested well.
Space Ghost: Your pilot gave me nightmares! This is 22 minutes of a guy running down a tunnel.
Jack Black: This is a show?
Zorak: Yes.
Space Ghost: And what's with your character, the guy with the blades? What's that?
Zorak: The dumpsterkeeper.
Space Ghost: Who's gonna identify with the "dumpsterkeeper"? I mean, maybe if he were in a motorized wheelchair you'd have some sense of sympathy for him.
Zorak: Well, it tested well.
Family Guy:
:music: Vagina junction, whats your function? Takin in sperm and spitting out babies!! :music:
:music: Vagina junction, whats your function? Takin in sperm and spitting out babies!! :music:
not so much a quote, but i can't stop laughing when i see it. i know its coming and i'll start laughing.
EarthwormJim
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I love that quote. Especially since he's saying it to the people who he's trying to sell stolen aborted fetuses.
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